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« Reply #780 on Feb 7, 2012, 9:04pm » | |
If a yellowshirt sees you with a beer bong, he'll take it away.
Also be sure not to leave them laying around your campsite when you head into the festival for the day, because it won't be there when you come back.
FUN FACT: Your dear old Horned Gramma has never done a beer bong! It's pretty much at the top of my checklist for this year's fest. I also intend to join the Wizard's Council -- I always get like half a dozen beers in and then realize that I completely forgot to start taping them together, and then I'm fucked. I am going to be so on it this year.
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« Reply #781 on Feb 7, 2012, 9:38pm » | |
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« Reply #782 on Feb 8, 2012, 3:58am » | |
Feb 7, 2012, 9:04pm, Horned Gramma wrote:If a yellowshirt sees you with a beer bong, he'll take it away.
Also be sure not to leave them laying around your campsite when you head into the festival for the day, because it won't be there when you come back.
FUN FACT: Your dear old Horned Gramma has never done a beer bong! It's pretty much at the top of my checklist for this year's fest. I also intend to join the Wizard's Council -- I always get like half a dozen beers in and then realize that I completely forgot to start taping them together, and then I'm fucked. I am going to be so on it this year. |
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Oh, man. Please let me know when you do both of these things.
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« Reply #783 on Feb 10, 2012, 2:35pm » | |
Seagull was being an idiot RE: drugs so I have deleted his account and am modifying this post.
Seagull, feel free to re-register but consider this a warning.
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« Reply #784 on Feb 10, 2012, 2:38pm » | |
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« Reply #785 on Feb 10, 2012, 2:52pm » | |
"Next award is the I Swear To God I'm Not A Narc award!"
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« Reply #786 on Feb 20, 2012, 4:54am » | |
...I am tempted but I will sit this one out.
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« Reply #787 on Feb 20, 2012, 5:01am » | |
It's all good, bro. Underage drinking on the reg, drunk driving on the reg, fuckin bitched on the reg. This message has been approved by Kenny Powers.
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« Reply #788 on Feb 20, 2012, 11:42am » | |
We're not here to advise you on how to break the law, brobeans. Do it again and you're out.
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« Reply #789 on Feb 20, 2012, 1:12pm » | |
Jeez, people are harsh. It was an honest question.
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« Reply #790 on Feb 20, 2012, 1:55pm » | |
Yeah, well. Use your fucking head and you won't run into that problem.
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« Reply #791 on Feb 20, 2012, 2:32pm » | |
AT least he's in the right thread.
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« Reply #792 on Mar 22, 2012, 11:15pm » | |
Where is the campsite in relation to the general main stage area? i havent seen any pictures showing a campsite. Does it make sense to keep alcoho in the car and go in and out of the festival for it throughout the day?
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« Reply #793 on Mar 22, 2012, 11:23pm » | |
Feb 7, 2012, 8:25pm, wompwomp wrote:| I'm pretty sure I saw a ton of beer bongs in the campground...but yes, technically they are banned |
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I saw one too. I dominated......I mean confiscated it. Just doing my part to keep the kids safe.
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| | Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #794 on Mar 22, 2012, 11:29pm » | |
I prefer good old fashioned shotgunning. Dont need any fancy props.
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