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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #375 on Dec 6, 2010, 2:27pm »

Those things are straight delicious yo.

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Re: First Timer
« Reply #376 on Dec 6, 2010, 4:45pm »

Dec 6, 2010, 11:10am, Horned Gramma wrote:

Bring extra socks. Dress in layers, and be prepared for literally any kind of weather imaginable. Absolutely bring at least a cheap little plastic poncho. Bring a backpack large enough to carry around everything that you will need during the day including extra clothes, snacks, water, drugs, inflatable animals, etc., because there has traditionally been a no re-entry policy (although our fingers are crossed that that has changed).

Understand that although Sasquatch! is the most fun it is possible to have as a human being, it is absolutely a test of endurance. DRINK WATER. Whether you are drinking alcohol, frying on shrooms or just sitting on a cliff side in the sun for twelve hours, you must drink lots of water. You are in a desert region and you will dehydrate.

That's basic stuff, but it is basic stuff that a lot of people forget. I even went so far as to make a checklist for this dude that went with us for his first Sasquatch in '10, and he completely neglected to use it and I ended up babysitting him all damn weekend. Don't be that guy.

basically what HG is saying is...

everyone brings high quality drugs and you should definitely trust anyone that tries selling you some!

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Re: First Timer
« Reply #377 on Dec 6, 2010, 4:48pm »

and basically what Brad is saying is fuck bowel movements because hardy.

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Re: First Timer
« Reply #378 on Dec 6, 2010, 4:49pm »

Yeah it goes without saying that everyone at Sasquatch, from your camp neighbor to the homeless dude selling hand-slopped gyros, has your best interests at heart. They can and should be trusted with your life.

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Re: First Timer
« Reply #379 on Dec 6, 2010, 4:50pm »

I did hand slopped gyros at Deadmau5, epic!

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Re: First Timer
« Reply #380 on Dec 6, 2010, 4:51pm »

Dec 6, 2010, 1:19am, uniak wrote:

I (along with two friends)

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Re: First Timer
« Reply #381 on Dec 6, 2010, 4:53pm »

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #382 on Dec 6, 2010, 7:20pm »

Dec 6, 2010, 4:48pm, Friendly Destroyer wrote:

and basically what Brad is saying is saying is fuck bowel movements because hardy.

what can I say, it was all 'solid' advice.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #383 on Dec 6, 2010, 10:27pm »

thanks for the advice, I think I'll stick with regular camping, I'm not too fussy. speaking of being underage, what's the enforcement there like? do they search you upon entry or anything?

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #384 on Dec 6, 2010, 10:55pm »

you can pretty much bring anything you want into the campground. as long as you aren't being a total obnoxious scumbag no one will bother you about it. sneaking things into the festival itself requires the standard creative hiding places and schemes.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #385 on Dec 7, 2010, 11:16am »

Sneaking alcohol in is a pain in the ass, and then once you're inside the festival they enforce the shit out of it. If they catch you drinking alcohol out of an unauthorized container, they'll take it away and dump it out. If they catch you drinking alcohol and you are a minor, most likely you'll spend the rest of the day in the campground.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #386 on Dec 7, 2010, 11:16am »

Without individual day tickets, though, I wonder if they throw out an underage drinker will it be for the whole weekend?

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #387 on Dec 7, 2010, 1:15pm »

Dec 7, 2010, 11:16am, Horned Gramma wrote:

Without individual day tickets, though, I wonder if they throw out an underage drinker will it be for the whole weekend?

that would be awful...I don't want to take that chance

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #388 on Dec 7, 2010, 1:22pm »

Yeah, I wouldn't. Beverage Enforcement goons are literally everywhere, and they like to make an example of kids they catch drinking.

Interestingly they seem to give no shit if you are puffing a joint, though. Take advantage of that, nobody wants to get shitfaced in 85 degree weather anyway. Or rather, some people do, but that's dumb.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #389 on Dec 7, 2010, 4:28pm »

A cop was standing right behind this dude last year and let him take a long drag before laughing and tapping him on the shoulder and telling him he had to take it away from him.

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