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« Thread Started on Jun 1, 2012, 2:32pm » | |
Now that we've met all each other on the internet and real life, it's time to do the awards we mentioned. Because what is more necessary than this? Nothing!
Keep the love flowin', y'all!
So, put your vote in for each category and I will tally it up! Just like highschool (or secondary for you Canadians)!
Most Spirited
Best Dancer
Class Clown
Cutest Couple
Best Dressed
Most Impressive Rally-er
Most Unlike Their Online Persona
Best Hair
Most LIKE Their Online Persona
Biggest Flirt
Biggest Surprise!
Best Eyes
Most Elusive
Most Impressive Substance Intake
Most Spirited
Best Smile
Most Likely to End Up in Rehab for an Addiction to Dragon Sugar
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« Reply #1 on Jun 1, 2012, 4:13pm » | |
This thread would get a lot more action if it was located in the Sasquatch Discussion portion of the board, instead of being burried amoung threads about farting.
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« Reply #2 on Jun 1, 2012, 5:59pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
There are two awards for most spirited.
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« Reply #3 on Jun 1, 2012, 6:03pm » | |
Well, there was a lot of spirit!
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« Reply #4 on Jun 1, 2012, 6:04pm » | |
Best Dancer is Friendly D, easily.
Biggest Surprise goes to Pea. There is no competition in this category.
Most Impressive Rally-er: KY. For such a little gal, she is a fucking machine
Most Impressive Substance Intake: Souly. Not in terms of quantity, but in sheer guts.
Cutest Couple is a tie between Switch and Switch's hot wife and wonk/wonk's girlfriend. Honorable mention to Dr. Garbanzo and the elusive Lucy -- they would have taken 1st if I hadn't been frankly intimidated by how insanely beautiful Lucy is.
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« Reply #5 on Jun 1, 2012, 6:04pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
I feel like most of these descriptions have already been applied to their obvious owners.
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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:| Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch. |
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« Reply #6 on Jun 1, 2012, 6:05pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
Don't even try to tell me that you and Stormy aren't the cutest couple in the history of couples.
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« Reply #7 on Jun 1, 2012, 6:06pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
Ky wins the award for most inconspicuous party animal. She just looks so innocent and unassuming haha.
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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:| Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch. |
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« Reply #8 on Jun 1, 2012, 6:07pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
Jun 1, 2012, 6:05pm, Souly wrote:| Don't even try to tell me that you and Stormy aren't the cutest couple in the history of couples. |
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This is true. No competition. You two lathering up with sunscreen on the main floor with those giant eyes and shit-eating grins was the most adorable/hilarious thing I saw all weekend.
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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:| Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch. |
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« Reply #9 on Jun 1, 2012, 6:23pm » | |
Jun 1, 2012, 6:04pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:| Best Dancer is Friendly D, easily. |
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Haha! I'll take it.
Real talk though: I wish I could go out dancing with all you fuckers every single weekend. SO MUCH!
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« Reply #10 on Jun 1, 2012, 6:28pm » | |
I am capable of much healthier dance moves than I displayed at any point this weekend (ask Switch; he saw me at Bassnectar, and I was fucking nuts). Some mild social anxiety kicked in at certain points.
Also all I wanted in the world was to dance my nuts off to The Roots, but I was so thoroughly assed that I couldn't manage much. Hoooooly fuck, though, The Roots. When they played that riff from the Beatles' 'Hey Bulldog' in double-time, I was in heaven. I wanna go see The Roots again.
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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:| AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS. |
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Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:| I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO. |
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« Reply #11 on Jun 1, 2012, 6:28pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
I couldn't keep my hands out of Weenie's hair, so she wins that one for me.
I don't pay attention to what people wear really, but HG's skirt, Lumpy's sweater and anything that anyone was wearing anything shiny were highlights for me.
To me DeadPunk and Geno were the most elusive, along with my creepy friend from Bassnectar.
I think Know is the most like his Internet persona, but I was really surprised by Davers.
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« Reply #12 on Jun 1, 2012, 6:32pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
Jun 1, 2012, 6:04pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:
Most Impressive Substance Intake: Souly. Not in terms of quantity, but in sheer guts.
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Haha I just saw this! I was not expecting to win that one. I didn't even think I would do any of the drugs I did, but I couldn't think of a better place and people to do them with!
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« Reply #13 on Jun 1, 2012, 9:01pm » | |
I didn't meet enough of you, or hang out with the rest of you enough to know who is worthy of a nomination, but I'll throw out a couple.
Best Dancer: Friendly, based on the time I spent with him last year.
Most Impressive Rally-er: KY, making it to Beck and the D after discretely leaving a deposit near Gibbons tent and basically being carried back to your camp by FD a couple hours earlier.
Most Unlike Their Online Persona: Gibbons, he is fucking funny on the board.
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« Reply #14 on Jun 1, 2012, 9:14pm » | |
Where's Stamper when you need him?
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