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Souly
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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #45 on Jun 5, 2012, 2:34pm »

That picture is the best thing I've ever seen.

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Apr 11, 2013, 4:07am, kymessjr wrote:

As they say, less is more. Fucks that is.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #46 on Jun 5, 2012, 2:35pm »

JJ IS WATCHING YOU POOP.

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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:

NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI

Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, Pea wrote:

Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #47 on Jun 5, 2012, 2:35pm »

Awwww, JJ looked so on-top-of-the-world too!

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #48 on Jun 5, 2012, 2:35pm »

JJ looks like he has been partying his whole life.

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #49 on Jun 5, 2012, 2:42pm »

I love these stories with no clear conclusions. This is like watching a Japanese drama.

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Apr 26, 2013, 9:25pm, weenie wrote:

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #50 on Jun 5, 2012, 11:45pm »

Yay I have internet again! All I can think of right now is: I bought a poster and Felix Cartal tshirt from merch on the last day. Came to $40. Handed the woman a $50. She gives me $15 back. SCORE!

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #51 on Jun 5, 2012, 11:58pm »

A friend was really drunk before Beirut started, and we were trying to get into the inner pit. Well he decided to "look for his mom up front" and started yelling "MY MOM SHE'S UP THERE SHE'S SCARED I NEED TO GET HER MY MOM MY MOM I NEED TO GO UP FRONT MY MOM!" When nobody would let him past, he started playing rock paper scissors with everyone to trade spots with them!

We finally got into the inner pit and there he goes again with the "mom" thing. This time people are just lettin' him go because he's so drunk. As he got closer to the front, every 5 feet we would see a group of heads turn, and what looked like another rock paper scissors game, and on he would go.

Eventually someone pointed him out to security and he got lifted out. Buuuut not before he played rock paper scissors with security first, and lost.

I didn't see him at the festival after that happened

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #52 on Jun 5, 2012, 11:58pm »

That is a good story.

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Apr 26, 2013, 9:25pm, weenie wrote:

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #53 on Jun 6, 2012, 12:46am »

Some douchebag from Washington told us to take the I-5 all the way to Sasquatch, and then when we got separated from our friends with the GPS we thought "oh okay that guy said this will work so lets do this"

Yeah.

WE DROVE ALL THE WAY TO TACOMA! And I accidentally stole maps from a convenient store because I legit thought they were free (they were $8 each. I stole two.) Fuck it though, got us to the Safeway in Ellensburg where we met up with the rest of our festival gang.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #54 on Jun 6, 2012, 1:34am »

Jun 5, 2012, 11:06am, Pea wrote:

I'm sure a good portion of the employees are placed there by temp agencies. Not to disparage anyone that ever has/had to go that route, but you know what you're going to get with some of those people.

They look like the walking dead from time to time.

When I was wandering back to my tent at 4:30 a bunch of them yelled at me and some people for climbing the fence. Then some guy started yelling in a way where he was openly mocking how they yelled at me. So then the guy and I started fake yelling at each other. Soon they're swarming and launch a full chase of the yelling dude.

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May 17, 2013, 2:23pm, weenie wrote:

Oh, the beards are going to be so gold y'all.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #55 on Jun 6, 2012, 1:37am »

Jun 6, 2012, 12:46am, mermaid- wrote:

To be fair, we use this trick to defend our homeland against the all too trusting annual Canadian Invasion. Someday you guys might want to try and take Washington back.

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May 17, 2013, 2:23pm, weenie wrote:

Oh, the beards are going to be so gold y'all.

Pea
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Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #56 on Jun 6, 2012, 1:43am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Cascadia!

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #57 on Jun 6, 2012, 2:02am »

Jun 6, 2012, 1:34am, goldbeard wrote:

Jun 5, 2012, 11:06am, Pea wrote:

They look like the walking dead from time to time.

Some of them pretty much are. Last year we partied with this guy until 630am. He was still sorta high on acid and doing the odd poop off of his key. He looked at his watch a bit before 7 and said "Shit, I gotta go to work in 30 minutes!"

He was a drink seller. We found him that day and he gave us free beer.

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