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Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Thread Started on May 30, 2012, 9:14pm »

Post your stories from Sasquatch 2012. They can be long, they can be confusing and they can hilarious.

I was going to derail a post by FD but I Dr. Garbanzoured I would just make a new thread.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #1 on May 30, 2012, 9:17pm »

I will be writing a chronicle of my journeys once I get my pc set up at Lucys house.

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Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, Pea wrote:

Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #2 on May 30, 2012, 9:19pm »

Did anyone witness the guys wearing the shirts mocking the Alcohol enforcement guys on Sunday? I was sitting on the hill and saw them walk by. They were shortly confronted by a bunch of the live nation people. I guess they told them to take the shirts off which two of them did. Then the last guy took off his shirt and he had whatever was on his shirt written in marker on his back. Everyone busted up laughing and they just kinda let them go.

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How do like them apples?

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #3 on May 30, 2012, 9:23pm »

I knew it was going to be a great Sasquatch right from the start when I was able to get a gigantic parking space by legitimately submitting the yellow shirt dealing with into explaining to his manager that was coming over to see what the fuss was about, "It's okay, this guy doesn't know how to drive his car".

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #4 on May 30, 2012, 9:25pm »

May 30, 2012, 8:28pm, Friendly Destroyer wrote:

Good deeds will pay for themselves is the whole idea.

This reminded me of a good Sasquatch magic story.

So after The Roots we all go back to camp. We were going to get food but the lines were huge and we were too lazy to cook. Chips suffice. There is a dubstep party 2 rows over from us. We get the idea to crack a tube of glowsticks and have a mini glowpocalypse. We wander over stand at the outside crack them all, wait for a drop and give them a throw into the middle of the party of about 150 people. Everyone cheers and starts getting crazier. Sure enough the next big drop about 75 glowsticks fly in the air.

No one saw us do this and we said the good deed was it's own reward and karma and blah blah. We then go to visit our friends the Kelly's. We go by Kelli's site and everyone is sleeping. We go by Kelley's site and everyone is sleeping, but their neighbour is poking his head out of the tent having a smoke.

Us: "Hey do you know if Kelley and them are around?"
Him: "They went to bed about an hour ago"
Us: "Oh, OK, well, have a good night."
Him: "You guys want some chicken?"
Us: "What?"
Him: "We made all this chicken about 45 minutes ago, we made too much, it's in that foil packet there."
Us: "You sure man? Because that sounds awesome"
Him: "Totally sure, what are we going to do with 5 pieces of cold chicken in the morning?"

So we eat it, and it is amazing. We hang out with him for an hour or so and head back for bed. We decide this is our good karma for the glowpocalypse.

The next day we see him again with his friends and they are handing out beers to beer bong and just generally being awesome people. We bring them some jungle juice. On the Monday they are out of beers and we have about 60 left, so we give them 30 and are thrilled. Everyone wins!

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #5 on May 30, 2012, 9:29pm »

May 30, 2012, 9:19pm, Geno wrote:

Those guys were so funny.

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Their shirts said "Beverage Encouragment".

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #6 on May 30, 2012, 9:32pm »

Yup that was them haha

So he had "Beverage Encouragment" written on his back too.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #7 on May 30, 2012, 9:37pm »

I absolutely loved the performance of the cattle march walking home from Feed Me singing Bohemian Rhapsody. So fun(ny)

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Mar 14, 2013, 6:25pm, hornedgramma wrote:

I never go anywhere without a water bottle full of urine. Just in case.

May 9, 2013, 6:01pm, jasonburrito wrote:

...I can definitely Pea this shit....

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #8 on May 31, 2012, 12:45am »

I was sitting on the small hill to the right of the Yeti stage watching John (C.) Reilly when I saw fairowen standing in front of me with a few people. One man in particular looked very out of place, despite having all of the trademark looks of a festival attendee. I noticed a laminated lanyard around his neck and began getting my suspicions. After a few minutes, he took a picture with him and walked away...waving at me as he passed by. After he left I leaned over to my friend and said, "Dude, I think that's fucking Adam Snacks right there. The creator of Sasquatch!" She freaked out and said, "Really?? I'm going to go ask him!" and ran off before I could say anything. I really had no solid reason to suspect it was him. More of a hunch than anything, so I Dr. Garbanzoured she would come back all red-faced. Sure as shit though, she stood there with a giant smile on her face for a couple of minutes and then posed for a picture. It was totally him! She said he was very nice and appreciative, and even asked her what she liked and didn't like about the festival, and that he was happy to have her back year after year. I of course chickened out, but did manage to get a sweet picture of his back haha.

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #9 on May 31, 2012, 12:58am »

Dude that is so fucking cool! Definitely beats Tycho partying with us at our camp until 6am of the day they played and Lucy hanging out with Apparat.

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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:

NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI

Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, Pea wrote:

Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #10 on May 31, 2012, 12:59am »

My friend lost a bet (shotgunning a beer) and ended up putting a cigarette out on his nipple.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Stories
« Reply #11 on May 31, 2012, 1:07am »

May 31, 2012, 12:59am, chewedmuffin wrote:

My friend lost a bet (shotgunning a beer because he is still in high school) and ended up putting a cigarette out on his nipple to try to prove he doesn't attend Westboro Baptist Church.

Read more about our Sasquatch adventures here:

http://sasquatchfest.proboards.com/index....ead=1977&page=1

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