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« Reply #345 on Jun 1, 2012, 2:50pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Jun 1, 2012, 2:34pm, saranater wrote:

I sing Fuck Her Gently start to finish at least once a month, maybe more.

I'm coming over this month.

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Apr 11, 2013, 4:07am, kymessjr wrote:

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« Reply #346 on Jun 1, 2012, 2:52pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Jun 1, 2012, 2:49pm, saranater wrote:

I need to make a confession.. I met a lot of you, but I dont remember who I met and who I didn't for the most part. If I met you at Feed Me, I probably forget :\

BUT WE HUMPED MY WHALE TOGETHER! AND DECORATED LAHEY! AND PUNCHED EACH OTHERS' JUNK! WAHHHHHHH

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Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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« Reply #347 on Jun 1, 2012, 2:58pm »

Okay, if I only met you during Feed Me, I probably dont remember. We punched junk and humped whales at James Murphy, no? And I met you at Y/O.. so we're good.

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« Reply #348 on Jun 1, 2012, 3:01pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

I really just wanted to reiterate how much fun that James Derpy set was with you and lahey.

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« Reply #349 on Jun 1, 2012, 3:02pm »

I wish I had a picture of you fellating the whale.

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« Reply #350 on Jun 1, 2012, 3:19pm »

Sasquatch 2012 in review
by: Spaceman K. Nate

For the past 11 years, enthusiastic partygoers have waited anxiously for months to make a pilgrimage into to the high desert of central Washington State, to be a part of an incredible phenomenon taking place known as
Sasquatch Music Festival.

Here, the middle of nowhere becomes the center of everywhere. Office buildings and parking meters have long faded from memory, as Doug Firs morph first into bushes and low-lying shrubs, grass, dirt. Rock formations become increasingly precarious, and wind turbines are herds of futuristic buffalo. The sun is hot through the windshield. Your foot begins to turn to lead.

SUDDENLY! As you round a curve your heart leaps into your throat and yo-yo’s back down to the pit of your stomach as you realize that 1.) WE’RE HERE!, and 2.) It’s going to take FOREVER to get there! The line of arriving cars goes on for miles! What more could one expect of an event with tens of thousands of attendees arriving from all states and countries?

With any luck you will snake through the line (or secret entrance) before your strength, patience and gasoline are exhausted. It is advisable to erect your tent and campsite immediately, accompanied by some grooving chunes + chilled booze, and a bit of Tarzan-style chest-beating,…if you’re of a mind to do so.

A highly-prepared party animal (“Sasquatcher”) will follow this routine on Thursday night before the first official day of concerts. Arriving not-early means arriving late means party-time missed. GET IT?
Penny and I arrived late. Thursday was spent scrambling for maximum preparedness, which spilled over into Friday morning. Oh well though, we only missed a few of bands I was interested in seeing. One of them was James McCartney, son of one living, legendary Beatle. We also missed Mark Lanegan Band and Explosions in the Sky.

We should have taken that back-road entrance. DAMMITZ!

I was relieved that we were shown into a camping spot that was easy to find and not as far away as many people had to hike, and not near the Honey Bucket porta-potties. (Penny has a deathly fear of using them, and nobody wants to be camped near a row of them!)

We got drunk on Seagrams 7 and set up the tent while chatting with our weekend neighbors as the Friday sun began to set. Satisfied with our setup, we set off on foot toward the music we could hear booming from the concert area a mile (or so) away.

Halfway there we stopped and waited in a ridiculous ticket-for-wristband exchange line that we were incorrectly informed was the only line to go through. Waiting. Waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting in the dark. I should have known there would be another wristband station nearer the entrance. Finally we got our bracelets and were able to set off down the long, winding, dusty rock path that leads to the security lines (thankfully not enforced on the first night). Onward we pressed, breath puffing, excited and disoriented in the darkness at the irregularly sloping ground beneath our feet.

At last we crested the rise of the hill that overlooks the mainstage area. WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP!! The dubstep dj act known as “Pretty Lights” was in full swing. Far, far below it seemed that every inch of space was filled with bodies, like maggots, writhing individually in a mass of harmonious confusion. Booming bass and trill trills, whooping and cacophony. Massive upward ejaculations of glowsticks coming simultaneously from all sectors of the dance pit at precisely the right moment. This was the epicenter--the center of the epic! And so it would remain for the three following nights!

After the first night, time begins to escape its’ linear form. Sasquatch is a test of endurance: temperature extremes (boiling at noon, freezing at night), rugged terrain, dehydration and starvation, and the dreaded nemesis of party animals everywhere: sobriety.

Sleep is a crutch, and at its’ least it is an annoying interruption to party time. However, it is important to pace one’s self, so as to not crash out before returning home to your less-than-exciting regular routine. Some people actually bring a couch from home! (see photos)

Other highlights of my Sasquatch weekend this year:

Finding the golden umbrella to win VIP bracelets
Spaceman costume
Hypothermia (not a band)
Encountering strangers from the internet
Being recognized by strangers in a crowd
Gross profit, free schwag, stolen gin
Sucking pistachio shells at Sasquatch
Finally realizing that Jack White is pretty cool (minus Meg)
Beck (he’s got more than just 2 turntables & a microphone)
Manhandled like a baby being pulled from the front row (hey, it was my girlfriend who pussed out, not me!)
Impotent smarties

A million thanks to all of Sasquatch. Can’t wait til next year!

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« Reply #351 on Jun 1, 2012, 3:40pm »

Jun 1, 2012, 3:02pm, saranater wrote:

I wish I had a picture of you fellating the whale.

I was crying while watching this. I think I might of filmed some of it on my lost gopro.

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STROKED AS FUDGE

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« Reply #352 on Jun 1, 2012, 3:41pm »

That makes me so sad. It was fucking hilarious. And Pea was super protective of his whale.. he wouldn't let anyone else fellate it.

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« Reply #353 on Jun 1, 2012, 3:42pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Sara(h) I just remembered how many times you violated my horn.

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Apr 11, 2013, 4:07am, kymessjr wrote:

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« Reply #354 on Jun 1, 2012, 3:48pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Jun 1, 2012, 3:40pm, mrlahey wrote:

Jun 1, 2012, 3:02pm, saranater wrote:

I wish I had a picture of you fellating the whale.

I was crying while watching this. I think I might of filmed some of it on my lost gopro.

Fuck! You totally did. That whale represented all that holy to me that weekend. Awww

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

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« Reply #355 on Jun 1, 2012, 3:55pm »

- Me repeatedly asking fairowen where he was camped (next to the hay)
- Ending up in wristband line in front of Dontoro and his group

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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« Reply #356 on Jun 1, 2012, 3:59pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Dontoro and the three girls he was with are the most wonderful people I've ever met. I gave them more hugs than anyone that weekend.

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

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« Reply #357 on Jun 1, 2012, 4:32pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Sara(h) did I give you glowsticks?? Because I sure didn't shot gun a beer.

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Apr 11, 2013, 4:07am, kymessjr wrote:

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« Reply #358 on Jun 1, 2012, 4:37pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Somebody gave Nater a tube of 100 glowsticks and I stole them all

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« Reply #359 on Jun 1, 2012, 4:38pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Hahaha I remember now! Those were mine. You owe me nater!!!

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Apr 11, 2013, 4:07am, kymessjr wrote:

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