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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Lineup
« Reply #30 on Mar 29, 2012, 5:44pm »

I'm the worst lifeguard ever lately because I can't think of anything else!!!

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As they say, less is more. Fucks that is.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Lineup
« Reply #31 on Mar 29, 2012, 6:10pm »

Mar 29, 2012, 3:55pm, Pea wrote:

Mar 29, 2012, 3:52pm, saranater wrote:

Lets get married. But if we are doing it in vegas, Im going to require you to dress as Elvis.

My last dual-citizenship plan fell through, so I guess I'll give it another whirl. I can do a stellar Elvis lip curl, too.

Wait... I think I just realized that the most attractive thing about being with me is getting dual citizenship.

I need to do some soul searching.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Lineup
« Reply #32 on Mar 29, 2012, 6:12pm »

Mar 29, 2012, 6:10pm, saranater wrote:

Mar 29, 2012, 3:55pm, Pea wrote:

My last dual-citizenship plan fell through, so I guess I'll give it another whirl. I can do a stellar Elvis lip curl, too.

Wait... I think I just realized that the most attractive thing about being with me is getting dual citizenship.

I need to do some soul searching.

I would marry you for at least 2 reasons besides dual-citizenship is that is any consolation.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Lineup
« Reply #33 on Mar 29, 2012, 6:14pm »

It is. I'm curious what those two reasons are... but I think leaving it a mystery might be better.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Lineup
« Reply #34 on Mar 29, 2012, 6:40pm »

Mar 29, 2012, 6:14pm, saranater wrote:

It is. I'm curious what those two reasons are... but I think leaving it a mystery might be better.

Haha. I would be a way better fake wife than Pea would be a fake or real husband.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Lineup
« Reply #35 on Mar 29, 2012, 6:43pm »

I'd love to have a real wife. Come home from work.. dinner is on the table, house is clean, my "dick" is ready to be sucked. I wish I was a man 50 years ago.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Lineup
« Reply #36 on Mar 29, 2012, 6:46pm »

Girls still do those things. They are called Mormons.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Lineup
« Reply #37 on Mar 29, 2012, 6:50pm »

I'm honestly surprised Mormons perform oral sex.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Lineup
« Reply #38 on Mar 29, 2012, 6:53pm »

If that surprises you, try going to an almost all-Mormon highschool. We're talking HJs in seminary, for real.

I would be that type of housewife if I didn't have to work all day like back then. You would have nothing better to do.

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Re: Sasquatch 2012 Lineup
« Reply #39 on Mar 29, 2012, 6:56pm »

I actually did for my final year of highschool here in Calgary. Mostly Mormon, followed closely by Christian. I remember peeing once and hearing some girls gossip about another girl, saying she was "such a slut, she's not even a Christian"... oh man. I hated that year of my life.

And I would also be that kind of wife if I wasn't allowed to work. Don Draper would be my husband. It would be hot.

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