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May 22, 2013, 1:32am

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Poll Question: What's your Alchol of choice @ Sasquatch?

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whiskey

(10 votes, 14.9%)

vodka

(9 votes, 13.4%)

beer

(25 votes, 37.3%)

tequila

(1 vote, 1.4%)

rum

(4 votes, 5.9%)

gin

(2 votes, 2.9%)

zima

(0 votes, 0%)

what you got? lets drink it.

(16 votes, 23.8%)

Poll Totals:
Total Votes: 67
Total Voters: 67

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Re: BOOZE
« Reply #30 on May 20, 2009, 11:01pm »

I Dr. Garbanzoured that, thanks man.

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Sneaking in alcohol
« Reply #31 on Feb 4, 2012, 5:11am »

Hello fellow squatches! We all know that being sober is no way to get the full Sasquatch experience but the price for alcohol in the venue is outrageous. Lets put out minds together and come up with clever ideas to sneak in booze.

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Re: Sneaking in alcohol
« Reply #32 on Feb 4, 2012, 7:14am »

You're not even a girl are you

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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:

NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI

Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, peatrick wrote:

Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?

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Sneaking in alcohol
« Reply #33 on Feb 4, 2012, 9:11am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

This is my favorite thread. I like to sit around in the campground drinking and then sneak a bunch of alcohol in in my blood and stomach.

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Apr 11, 2013, 4:07am, kymessjr wrote:

As they say, less is more. Fucks that is.

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Re: BOOZE
« Reply #34 on Feb 4, 2012, 1:40pm »

A friend of mine got one of those big ass flasks from Spencers and duck taped it to his back filled with Junga Juice. He made it in on Saturday but failed to on Monday. It took the security guys 3 minutes to empty it.

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Re: BOOZE
« Reply #35 on Feb 4, 2012, 3:05pm »

Feb 4, 2012, 9:11am, Souly wrote:

This is my favorite thread. I like to sit around in the campground drinking and then sneak a bunch of alcohol in in my blood and stomach.

Haha, I used this same line on my friend that wanted to sneak booze in. He was all, "What do you mean sneak it in, in your stomach? How will you get this bottle in your stomach?". My response, "Hey, hand it to me, I'll show ya", Fucking classic.

In all honesty though, if I get a camping spot on at the near end of the grounds (closest to the festival) like I have the past two years. I'm totally jogging back to reload on drinks. It will be cheaper than buying in the festival, easier than sneaking shit in and is also good cardio. As well, in my experience, my drunk turns into something special when physical activity is included.

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Re: BOOZE
« Reply #36 on Feb 4, 2012, 3:43pm »

I used to sneak booze in using pringles cans. They picked up on that trick two years ago though so it doesn't work anymore

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Re: BOOZE
« Reply #37 on Feb 4, 2012, 3:46pm »

I was totally going to try to pull the ziploc baggies in the bra technique last year but we bought shitty cheap sandwich bags that worked great for pb&js but leaked like hell with liquids. I'm just glad I tested it with water first! And also tested it. That would be embarrassing to explain. "Um, I'm lactating and I drink a lot?"

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Feb 15, 2013, 4:51pm, rimjobflashmob wrote:

Don't fucking bath me what to do.

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Re: BOOZE
« Reply #38 on Feb 4, 2012, 3:50pm »

May 20, 2009, 1:17am, dadamunky wrote:

im not paying 8$ a beer

Those were the daaaaays!

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Feb 15, 2013, 4:51pm, rimjobflashmob wrote:

Don't fucking bath me what to do.

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Re: BOOZE
« Reply #39 on Feb 4, 2012, 3:51pm »

There are fool proof ways posted elsewhere on the board, but we aren't going to publicize all of our secrets every year. Ya heard?

(don't you know we're being watched?)

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Apr 9, 2013, 10:33pm, stingray wrote:

ya i can't harlem shake to sugar rose

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Re: BOOZE
« Reply #40 on Feb 4, 2012, 5:12pm »

I have a fifth in my back pack every time I go into the gorge. North Face is key.

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Re: BOOZE
« Reply #41 on Feb 4, 2012, 5:42pm »

I've been thinking since they first announced re-entry this year that it might be the only year it's offered. The majority of people that like to drink are just going to go back and forth to the campground a couple times a day to refuel. This would result in a huge loss of alcohol revenue for the Gorge. The only people buying drinks inside will be the ones that are too lazy to go back to the campground.

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Re: BOOZE
« Reply #42 on Feb 4, 2012, 6:05pm »

Feb 4, 2012, 3:51pm, emptyfox wrote:

There are fool proof ways posted elsewhere on the board, but we aren't going to publicize all of our secrets every year. Ya heard?

(don't you know we're being watched?)

I didn't even need said fool-proof ways last year. The security guys never even looked beyond the top layer of my bag on any given day, let alone any of the additional pockets.

That actually kinda pissed me off, I went to considerably more effort than I needed to. I probably could just have put a fifth of JD in my bag wrapped in a blanket and gotten away with it.

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