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Poll | Poll Question: What's your Alchol of choice @ Sasquatch? |
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Author | Topic: Booze (Read 7,294 times) |
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|  | Re: BOOZE « Reply #195 on Feb 12, 2012, 8:11pm » | |
I thought it was a jar of wet wipes...
and if it's not, I just gave everyone a new awesome idea. You're welcome.
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|  | Re: BOOZE « Reply #196 on Feb 12, 2012, 8:22pm » | |
I don't like alcohol enough to drink out of either of those things.
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|  | Re: BOOZE « Reply #197 on Feb 13, 2012, 11:39am » | |
Piña coladas made easy.
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alex Guest
|  | Re: BOOZE « Reply #199 on Feb 13, 2012, 1:15pm » | |
The sunscreen container idea is pretty brilliant until the yellow-shirts see you squirting sunscreen in your mouth or into a drink. If you conceal your mixing then you're in the clear though.
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|  | Re: BOOZE « Reply #200 on Feb 13, 2012, 1:38pm » | |
SPF 80 proof
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|  | Re: BOOZE « Reply #201 on Feb 13, 2012, 1:48pm » | |
hehe.
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|  | Re: BOOZE « Reply #202 on Feb 13, 2012, 1:51pm » | |
I did the suntan bottle thing for Coachella and Sasquatch last year. It's fine as long as you wash the hell out of the bottles before hand.
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|  | Re: BOOZE « Reply #203 on Feb 13, 2012, 1:58pm » | |
How big are normal sunscreen bottles? Somewhere around 200ml (7oz)? Not really enough to get you that drunk for the day, but I suppose I could add it in there with my other methods as a bonus. I've always been too lazy to clean out a bottle beforehand though, and too drunk to actually do it at Sasquatch.
Would be pretty funny if someone mistook it for actual suncreen and put a big strip of vodka down their arm.
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|  | BOOZE « Reply #204 on Feb 13, 2012, 2:06pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
You can find some pretty obnoxiously sized sunscreen bottles. Walmart has their own cheap brand that would be perfect for filling with booze. Great idea! I will likely do this for Drunkchella.
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|  | Re: BOOZE « Reply #205 on Feb 13, 2012, 2:29pm » | |
Feb 13, 2012, 1:15pm, alex wrote:The sunscreen container idea is pretty brilliant until the yellow-shirts see you squirting sunscreen in your mouth or into a drink. If you conceal your mixing then you're in the clear though.
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haha exactly. My brother got pulled out of the pit last year when the yellow-shirts saw him taking a taste of his sunscreen. I always use a backpack with one of those removable plastic back plates. They have a velcro compartment to insert/remove the back plate and it's the perfect place to hide booze. Doesn't help with concealing your drinking once in the gorge though.
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|  | Re: BOOZE « Reply #206 on Feb 13, 2012, 2:54pm » | |
Just drink rum, vodka, gin or whatever straight. Put that into a water bottle and you will have no troubles. I have never been given any grief over "water" bottles. I've never done any elaborate bottle diguising either. I just fill the bottle to the brim and cap it, then push the plastic ring thing agaist the cap with my thump nail. Easy peasy. I don't mind the taste of rum or gin so drinking it straight doesn't bother me at all, but you can get flovored rums to ease the taste. I bought a Peach Rum last year, I think I shared it with many boardies over the weekend and no one thought it was really harsh.
Clear alcohol + Bottle with cap on = easy in everytime.
EDIT: The best thing is that you don't need to worry about drinking from your water bottle. It will never look suspicious.
EDIT II: Thump nail, ha ha ha!
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|  | Re: BOOZE « Reply #207 on Feb 13, 2012, 2:57pm » | |
Take it from me, though, red wine in a Sprite bottle is no good. LULZ!
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alex Guest
|  | Re: BOOZE « Reply #208 on Feb 13, 2012, 3:02pm » | |
A bottle of sunscreen and a bottle of bug spray full of liquor should put a significant dent in your booze budget once inside. Might not be enough for the whole day though. Get a couple friends together and smuggle in a few bottles of each, then just have 1 person bring in the actual sunscreen (and mark it accordingly) and you're laughing.
You can get a little pressure nozzle for a household tap (maybe $7) from any store that sells winemaking supplies. It's what we use to clean out beer bottles for our homemade cider. That would definitely blast any sunscreen residue out of the bottle for you.
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|  | Re: BOOZE « Reply #209 on Feb 13, 2012, 3:10pm » | |
Jesus. Bug spray bottle? That sounds super dangerous.
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