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« Reply #122 on Jun 2, 2011, 12:58pm » | |
All I've got to ask is did anyone else take the chocolate mushrooms pressed into a star shape mold? Those induced about as intense a high as I can ever remember being on. Made Washed Out absolutely mind blowing!
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« Reply #123 on Jun 2, 2011, 1:57pm » | |
Jun 2, 2011, 12:58pm, Abominable wrote:| All I've got to ask is did anyone else take the chocolate mushrooms pressed into a star shape mold? Those induced about as intense a high as I can ever remember being on. Made Washed Out absolutely mind blowing! |
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ha ha, sold by the older lady with the briefcase? Sure did! I only had a little bit, but it was still good times.
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« Reply #124 on Jun 2, 2011, 1:58pm » | |
Jun 2, 2011, 1:57pm, wompwomp wrote:
Jun 2, 2011, 12:58pm, Abominable wrote:| All I've got to ask is did anyone else take the chocolate mushrooms pressed into a star shape mold? Those induced about as intense a high as I can ever remember being on. Made Washed Out absolutely mind blowing! |
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ha ha, sold by the older lady with the briefcase? Sure did! I only had a little bit, but it was still good times. |
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Those would be the ones! 
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« Reply #125 on Jun 2, 2011, 4:36pm » | |
haha my friend got one from her as well as some other good stuff. she had some crazy cool crystals too
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« Reply #126 on Jun 2, 2011, 7:47pm » | |
Jun 2, 2011, 12:58pm, Abominable wrote:| All I've got to ask is did anyone else take the chocolate mushrooms pressed into a star shape mold? Those induced about as intense a high as I can ever remember being on. Made Washed Out absolutely mind blowing! |
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someone in our group got them too, said they were great! btw, washed out was a surprise, his band and him put on such a great set, way better than last year when i saw him.
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« Reply #127 on Jun 2, 2011, 8:25pm » | |
Jun 2, 2011, 3:10am, mrlahey wrote:
Jun 1, 2011, 11:36pm, emptyfox wrote:
Maybe it's Gibbons' then? I really regret having posted this in a couple sections now... |
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I think it might be mine. I had one when I started partying with all of you and woke up without one. But it also could of been ground scored due to me being blacked the fuck out. Is it missing the on/off switch? |
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Hahha, yes it is! i guess it's yours!
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« Reply #128 on Jun 2, 2011, 11:31pm » | |
Making an exception for my normal "please stop using 4chan" jokes because of the indisputably original content.
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« Reply #129 on Jun 3, 2011, 3:27am » | |
I guess if we're doing this now
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« Reply #130 on Jun 3, 2011, 11:32am » | |
Bravo Geno
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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:| NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI |
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Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, peatrick wrote:Are you fucking kidding me?
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« Reply #131 on Jun 3, 2011, 1:54pm » | |
May 31, 2011, 9:10pm, z3phyr13 wrote:
May 31, 2011, 8:22pm, romanticizer wrote:| Between the weed brownie and the things I got stolen from me I truly didn't have the best Sasquatch ever. I will consider this a test run for next year. |
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Did the weed brownies make you hallucinate? haha girl at the site next to us had a "weed" brownie and freaked out, it was definitely laced with something else.
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if it's a medicinal brownie, chances are it was formulated for a specific problem, such as insomnia or ___ and you ate a whole week's dose in one sitting.
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« Reply #132 on Jun 3, 2011, 1:57pm » | |
What do I always say, folks. NEVER TAKE MORE THAN YOU CAN HANDLE. That includes not wolfing down a whole fucking brownie in one go. ESPECIALLY with brownies, people, you don't know how much is in there.
I'll tell you this, though, I guarantee you nothing was "laced". Nobody is going to sell you a mushroom chocolate and call it a weed brownie. Amateurs.
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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:| AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS. |
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Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:| I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO. |
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« Reply #133 on Jun 3, 2011, 2:35pm » | |
Oh Sasquatch, you old devil you.
On Thursday when we first got in we were ready with a battle plan to get enough space for our tents and canopy. We had like three extra tents to set up for people coming later. Surprisingly, it was not all that difficult to get a nice amount of space. We set up our tents, canopy, and lights and decided to go walk around and see who we could see. We had already seen Gunther, he just showed up in our campsite while we were setting up. It turned out he was right across the lane from us. HG and I walked for a couple minutes and I spotted Souly's flag. I was so excited and we headed over there and while we were passing some Honey Buckets, a wild Snorlax appeared! She joined our party and we went to see Souly. As luck would have it, Friendly D was already there. We were all camped within like two minutes of each other. Perfect. Later we went and found Gunther and Gibbons and ventured over to Pea and Empty's corner. I got pretty shitfaced that night without trying, it was so fun just meeting all of the new people and getting to know each other.
Friday was more drinking to go see BiClyFri. Cat and Stamper almost blew away in Premier, but we were able to find them. We ended up seeing Switch, Switch's brother, Switch's sister, Chaco, and Zephyr in the venue. We also ran into Hectic. It has been confirmed, it rhymes with fly. As expected, Biffy Clyro was fucking wonderful. The rest of the day was loud. Loud Friday. Foo Dr. Garbanzohters were fun. Alliterative!
Saturday we went in as a herd of unicorns or narwhals. It just depended on what people saw. That was particularly fun. What a day. Pink Martini (well Storm Large) blew everyone away. The day just kept being amazing, all culminating in the Glowpocalypse, which was just one of the coolest things ever. Ever.
Sunday continued to be so much fun. We were still unicorns and I have never seen people get so excited about a paper cone on a headband. We didn't go in until later in the day and it was nice to spend some time chilling after Saturday. The surprise of the day was Modest Mouse. They fucking brought it. I am sorry Weak Shit.
Monday I was fucking exhausted and the day was still wonderful. Ended up falling asleep on the hill for a little while after GBV. The highlight of that day was definitely Black Mountain. So good.
I did not have any bad times at Sasquatch this year. I was not hassled once by any authority Dr. Garbanzoure. I even had fun going to Ephrata to bust this dude out of jail that we were camped with. Thank you so much to all of you who helped make it what it was. The personal connection this year really pushed it over the top and I was in my personal bliss for six days.
Boarders I met (how did I run into this many people?):
Snorlax
Souly
Friendly D
Gibbons
Pea
Empty
ZombieM
Dontoro
Mrlahey
Hectic
J-Dawg
Cat
Stamper
Wolfhat
Chaco
Zephyr
MissColey
Romaticizer
WompWomp
Drew
Bradberad
Spirulina
Pvmtchic
Weak Shit (He looks just like his avatar but he actually photoshopped out some of the tattoos so he would appear less scary on the board)
If I met you and forgot to put you here I am so sorry, I was at Sasquatch after all.
Boarders I re-met:
Gunther
Switchy
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« Reply #134 on Jun 3, 2011, 2:43pm » | |
It may not be an inter-Sasquatch story, but i did sit behind the entirety of Insane Clown Posse on one of my flights home from Sasquatch. Needless to say I was completely fucking terrified.
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