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« Reply #90 on Jun 1, 2011, 6:01pm »
I really regret interfering with Gunther trying to fuck with Weak Shit. Gunther is the master at fucking with people and I was just so enthusiastic to see Weak Shit that I stepped all over him. We were going to jockey for a position at Das Racist when Friendly D said, "You know, we COULD go over to Das Racist but sticking around until the end of ARchers of Loaf is probably our best bet for finding Weak Shit we'll have this weekend." Turns out that was true.

Have I mentioned how Friendly D is like one of the best people I've ever met? Head to toe exactly how you'd think he would be. Sasquatch, internet, whatever... That dude will be my friend until the day I die.
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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:
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May 20, 2013, 9:59pm, cheblarwharpo wrote:
This thread has all the cares...
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« Reply #91 on Jun 1, 2011, 6:11pm »
Hmmm, we fell asleep on the hill on Monday, but tthat was the only sleep during the daytime.
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:
But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.
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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #92 on Jun 1, 2011, 6:20pm »

Jun 1, 2011, 1:55pm, mrlahey wrote:
I will be making a shirt next year that reads "I DO NOT HAVE MOLLY"


I felt a little sorry for you when I saw your hair. Every person I saw with dreds was being stopped by random people everywhere. I guess I'm not involved in the drug culture enough to understand why it has to be the guy with the dreds who sells the drugs. I had dreds once, and I got asked all the time too.
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Dec 19, 2011, 5:59pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:
Sex is pretty much never in the equation for me at Squatch
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Good thing I was into the death metals when I had my nappy long hair. Those kids drink booze and that's about it.
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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:
Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.
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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #94 on Jun 1, 2011, 6:39pm »

Jun 1, 2011, 3:08pm, wompwomp wrote:
Pea I got a picture of one of my friends holding the giant pepper. It was stellar.


That was my giant pepper!! I picked it out and blew it up and brought it and then hogged it for half the show and finally gave it up.

Thank you to Switch for helping me guard mine and my friends stuff during Chromeo! That was a super fun dance party.

HecticDialectic it was also super fun hanging out with you and having our glowstick whip Dr. Garbanzoht. Good times. My friends thought it was hilarious when you stuffed all the glowsticks in the pee hole of your shiny shiny red suit.

It was great to meet all of you! fer reals!
Also, Know, I think I have your headlamp!
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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #95 on Jun 1, 2011, 6:41pm »
That just doesn't sound as classy as it totally was when you write it on the board- sounds like what I always make fun of Pea for Re: His favorite soccer team.
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« Reply #96 on Jun 1, 2011, 7:27pm »
Not quite sure what day it was, but did anyone see the group of people down in the desert about a mile northwest of the main stage below the cliffs? It looked like 2-3 Dr. Garbanzoures who were lost out of their minds on acid trying to sneak into the venue or something.
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« Reply #97 on Jun 1, 2011, 8:14pm »

Jun 1, 2011, 6:39pm, zombiemaegan wrote:

Jun 1, 2011, 3:08pm, wompwomp wrote:
Pea I got a picture of one of my friends holding the giant pepper. It was stellar.
It was great to meet all of you! fer reals!
Also, Know, I think I have your headlamp!


That would really be something if you ended up with my lost headlamp, because I lost it at Coachella in April. I didn't bring one to Sasquatch this year, so it must belong to another boarder.

Also, thanks zombie for spotting me at the glow-po, and giving me child proof instructions on how to get to everyone. I didn't recognize you at first, and really had no intention of being in the eye of the storm arriving so late, but sure enough, I only had to plow through a couple people to reach the crew (sorry couple people).
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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #98 on Jun 1, 2011, 8:19pm »

Jun 1, 2011, 6:01pm, Horned Gramma wrote:
I really regret interfering with Gunther trying to fuck with Weak Shit. Gunther is the master at fucking with people and I was just so enthusiastic to see Weak Shit that I stepped all over him.


Haha, I tried to fuck with empty when I first ran into him, introducing myself by my real name and just being an overly interested weirdo. I had to tell him who I really was when I saw the confused look in his eye like, "who are you and why are you acting like you know me." This was a couple seconds before I was going to say, "Hey, I notice you have an RV, I know where I'm pooping all weekend." Even had I gotten that far, Pea's chest poop while screaming, "KNOW" would have given it away.
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Dec 19, 2011, 5:59pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:
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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #99 on Jun 1, 2011, 8:22pm »
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I threatened to poop in the RV
Instead got a steamer from Pea
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Dec 19, 2011, 5:59pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:
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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #100 on Jun 1, 2011, 8:36pm »

Jun 1, 2011, 7:27pm, DeadPunk wrote:
Not quite sure what day it was, but did anyone see the group of people down in the desert about a mile northwest of the main stage below the cliffs? It looked like 2-3 Dr. Garbanzoures who were lost out of their minds on acid trying to sneak into the venue or something.


I did for sure. Just looked to me like they were enjoying the view but daaaamn they were a ways out there.
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Are you fucking kidding me?

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #101 on Jun 1, 2011, 10:21pm »

May 31, 2011, 11:20pm, Cbats wrote:
Did anyone else get passed a bottle of Maker's Mark during Guided By Voices? I fucking love the guy who brought that in and passed it around. It perfectly represented everything great about Guided by Voices


YES! I WAS THERE! WHICH DUDE WERE YOU!?


Jun 1, 2011, 8:19pm, know ID yuh wrote:
"Hey, I notice you have an RV, I know where I'm pooping all weekend."


Holy shit holy shit A+++

One last thing: We all saw that girl kiss Conor Oberst during the Bright Eyes set, right? And we all made fun of Switch in our heads, right? Okay good.
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Oct 12, 2011, 8:46am, wompwomp wrote:

If [The Black Keys] are there, they will be headlining.
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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #102 on Jun 1, 2011, 10:45pm »

Jun 1, 2011, 10:21pm, interstateeight wrote:

YES! I WAS THERE! WHICH DUDE WERE YOU!?


Blue shirt, beard, glasses, pretty much directly behind the dude. I love that so many people were close by for this that I'm sure I sang along with a number of boarders during the set.
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If there's one single thing in the world that it is legitimately impossible to take the intellectual high ground on, it's fucking Skrillex.
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« Reply #103 on Jun 1, 2011, 10:48pm »
Who were you with? One or two skinny dudes?
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Oct 12, 2011, 8:46am, wompwomp wrote:

If [The Black Keys] are there, they will be headlining.
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« Reply #104 on Jun 1, 2011, 10:58pm »
I was with three friends at the beginning but by the end it was just 2 of us. But yes, probably?
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