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« Reply #255 on Jun 7, 2011, 10:35am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Well naturally!

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May 25, 2011, 5:17pm, Pea wrote:

Mon the Glow!

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« Reply #256 on Jun 7, 2011, 10:38am »

But I fucking hate being pandered to.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:

As a general rule of thumb, do what HG says.

May 20, 2013, 9:59pm, cheblarwharpo wrote:

This thread has all the cares...

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« Reply #257 on Jun 7, 2011, 10:51am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Point taken. I appreciate you being upfront with it though.

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May 25, 2011, 5:17pm, Pea wrote:

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« Reply #258 on Jun 7, 2011, 11:20am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Jun 7, 2011, 12:42am, Shaxspear III Esq. wrote:

Jun 6, 2011, 10:03pm, Pea wrote:

Ohh man me too. I know what you mean.

I laughed with a snort in the pub when I read this. Then I had to explain to the people I was with that I laughed at something someone said over the Internet. Thus lowering my coolness stock tenfold. Awesome.

I can relate 100%, when I read this:

Jun 7, 2011, 5:19am, J. Walter Weatherman wrote:

Jun 6, 2011, 11:37pm, esrever wrote:

in a friendly manor

Sounds like a nice place.

I burst out laughing on the MAX (Portlands Bus Train Thing) and I kid you not, I scared the shit out of the lady sitting next to me. Rad.

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Jul 8, 2011, 1:47pm, Horned Gramma wrote:

Have you seen how much we all fucking hate you and wish you would shut up? It's a lot.

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #259 on Jun 7, 2011, 7:08pm »

Jun 7, 2011, 10:27am, Horned Gramma wrote:

Probably. Historically the people I actually like get it the worst.

Whew, so I'm safe then? ;-)

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« Reply #260 on Jun 8, 2011, 12:54pm »

Jun 6, 2011, 10:07am, Horned Gramma wrote:

Jun 4, 2011, 6:38pm, romanticizer wrote:

I actually congratulate HG on getting my friend & I confused. You must have been having an AWESOME night because that's really hard to do.

What I remember is a gaggle of sloppy girls complaining about EVERYTHING their minds could conjure being babysat by Miss Coley, who was clearly the only one of you who had her shit together. If my ability to distinguish between faded twenty year old girls that I'm meeting for the first time isn't what it used to be, then I consider that a point of pride. Anyway, I was perfectly sober by that point. Ol' Switchy was the one who was being ridiculous.

I wasn't complaining or sloppy. I was apologizing to your wife and trying to advert her eyes from vomiting girl and deal with the after taste of horrendous malt liquer I pounded to get rid of. I don't know how you could possibly confuse me. I was the only black person there.

And I was otherwise sober the whole weekend so...I think you took too many hits from the peace pipe. Or maybe I wasn't memorable - which I'm cool with too.

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« Reply #261 on Jun 8, 2011, 1:04pm »

Oh I'm just teasing you. You were a nice girl and all that.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:

As a general rule of thumb, do what HG says.

May 20, 2013, 9:59pm, cheblarwharpo wrote:

This thread has all the cares...

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« Reply #262 on Jun 8, 2011, 1:06pm »

I remember you Romanticizer. In his defense, we had been drunk all day long, we were drunk and high for the rest of the weekend, and I think we only saw you briefly one other time. I remember people better than HG does I think.

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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« Reply #263 on Jun 8, 2011, 1:23pm »

I knew you would, Stormy. Women are good like that, usually.

HG - I know you're teasing. I'm not butthurt, it's just surreal.

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« Reply #264 on Jun 8, 2011, 1:28pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Pea definitely got babysat for a brief stint during Matt & Kim. Apparently I was sobbing my eyes out over a combination of girl problems and "how beeeeauuutiful that sooong wassss."

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Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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« Reply #265 on Jun 8, 2011, 1:29pm »

I'm really starting to miss the gorge, I miss drinking brass monkeys for breakfast and being commended for it, if i were to walk down the street right now drinking one society would see me as a complete failure.

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« Reply #266 on Jun 8, 2011, 1:37pm »

Jun 8, 2011, 1:28pm, Pea wrote:

Pea definitely got babysat for a brief stint during Matt & Kim. Apparently I was sobbing my eyes out over a combination of girl problems and "how beeeeauuutiful that sooong wassss."

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems...

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Dec 19, 2011, 5:59pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Sex is pretty much never in the equation for me at Squatch

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« Reply #267 on Jun 8, 2011, 1:40pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Jun 8, 2011, 1:37pm, know ID yuh wrote:

Jun 8, 2011, 1:28pm, Pea wrote:

Pea definitely got babysat for a brief stint during Matt & Kim. Apparently I was sobbing my eyes out over a combination of girl problems and "how beeeeauuutiful that sooong wassss."

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems...

It was an extremely drunk misunderstanding that lasted all of 20 minutes. It was actually pretty damn funny, but not a story for the board.

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