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« Reply #210 on Jun 6, 2011, 2:56pm »

Switch and I used the giant rubber ducky once or twice. Hopefully next year they'll have some other sort of ridiculous display, or giant blown up animal. I vote for a giant blown up Narwhal.

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« Reply #211 on Jun 6, 2011, 2:56pm »

ugh, I ran into an ex-girlfriend of mine one of the days who had lost her friends and was a total fucking disaster. Like complete gong show, barely coherent, couldn't stand up disaster. Just so happened it was her birthday too. Awesome.

I felt bad, so I kind of babysat her for a while, brought here to where some of my friends were chilling on the hill and tried to get her to take a nap or something. While we were there she made friends with a sketchy guy beside us and ended up doing some blow with him. Sweet. Tried to tell her that was a bad idea, but what are you gonna do? Shes a grown ass woman. Anyways, a couple minutes later she saw something shiny and ran away. Can't say I was too upset.

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« Reply #212 on Jun 6, 2011, 4:32pm »

Womp it sounds like we have the same ex girlfriends

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« Reply #213 on Jun 6, 2011, 4:51pm »

I fully admit I have terrible taste in women.

Hectic I don't think I mentioned this, but I am 95% sure I saw you. You're a pretty tall bloke? Wearing a red spandex onesy? You walked by and I was going to yell, but I was totally sober and got really self conscious. I was going through scenarios in my head about how I was going to explain to my friends that I knew you "from the internet" and then you were gone. I was very disappointed in myself.

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« Reply #214 on Jun 6, 2011, 4:55pm »

When I saw Hectic, he was wandering past BiCly. I came running up to him and I pointed right at him and I said, "Hey! I'm Gramma." His response was something like "Yeah, I thought that was you." For the most part people seemed glad to see me or at least curious, but Hectic not so much.

I wasn't offended or anything. And I don't really blame the guy, because I'm sure I was a total dick to him at some point (although that is true of every single last one of you). I will say that he was a legitimately friendly dude, though.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

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I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #215 on Jun 6, 2011, 5:22pm »

Ha I was indeed in a red onesy and you indeed would have seen me wandering around aimlessly Womp. And I'm 6'5"ish, so pretty tall covers it- although I'm sad to know I'm not the tallest board member I think my beer belly more than makes up for it.

And I was plenty excited to see you HG, and all of the other board members- I was just really faded and had already been trying to find you people for quite a while- that and I get startled easily and take some time to gather my wits. You're not all bad- I just wish you were as pleasant in real life as on the boards.

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« Reply #216 on Jun 6, 2011, 5:22pm »

I mean that in the exact opposite way, but I'm not going to edit it because I find it funny.

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« Reply #217 on Jun 6, 2011, 6:12pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Hahahahaha

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #218 on Jun 6, 2011, 6:26pm »

Jun 6, 2011, 5:22pm, HecticDialectic wrote:

Of all the boarders I met, Hectic's online persona was probably most reflective of his actual persona. By that I mean that online he comes of as a intelligent, relatively entertaining person with a couple of screws loose.

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Sex is pretty much never in the equation for me at Squatch

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #219 on Jun 6, 2011, 6:28pm »

ha thanks know
surprisingly I expected you were going to be the biggest dick in real life
I had a strong feeling that HG was just a very successful board troll but a nice guy at heart
You're a very pleasant fellow though.

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #220 on Jun 6, 2011, 6:43pm »

Jun 6, 2011, 5:22pm, HecticDialectic wrote:

I just wish you were as pleasant in real life as on the boards.

Honestly I do too. Actually, more to the point, I wish everyone else on the boards (and on the internet in general) were less inclined to idiocy. If people in real life made as many truly asinine declarative statements as they do around here I'd probably be just as much of an asshole to them in real life as I am here.

But hey. That's why Al Gore invented the internet.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:

I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #221 on Jun 6, 2011, 6:48pm »

I'm with you halfway there HG- everyone online says stupid shit sometimes- yourself included- and that's just part of the way the internet works- it's so fast to reply to something that people are inclined to not think about what they are saying and how it might be interpreted by people

I especially find it a problem because so much of my sense of humor is based on timing and prosody- so online I come off as slightly more of a dick than I probably am.

New people on the boards just say what is on their mind without thinking that anything they say might be pounced upon by everyone- I think that's fair- sometimes everyone on here gets a bit out of line in trying to make other people feel stupid.

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« Reply #222 on Jun 6, 2011, 7:54pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

I was telling my family about the stupid cake at Sasquatch, and my mom made the worst joke. She said that the Flaming Lips should have just eaten the cake to put out their lips, and the 'Food Dr. Garbanzohters' should have had a food Dr. Garbanzoht with it. I wasn't really sure whether to laugh or not.

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #223 on Jun 6, 2011, 7:56pm »

Jun 6, 2011, 6:28pm, HecticDialectic wrote:

I used to be much more of an ass than I am now. In my late 20s, I started to realize there are a lot of stupid people in this world, and pointing out their stupidity doesn't exactly result in them rushing to the library. People either loved me or hated me, and there was very little middle ground. At least I know it was the morons and jackasses who didn't like me. I still have a tough time not pushing their buttons.

Age and the internet has taken most of the bro out of me, so I'm much nicer IRL.

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