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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #195 on Jun 6, 2011, 10:19am »

what i'll remember most about my meeting with Miss Coley is that she REALLY hates littering. I witnessed her tackling a couple of festival goers who didn't properly dispose of their soy joy wrappers.

INTENSE.

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Jan 26, 2013, 4:09pm, wonk wrote:

No rock band wants to play in front of a bunch of people standing still, except the National.

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« Reply #196 on Jun 6, 2011, 10:23am »

Sounds like her

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #197 on Jun 6, 2011, 11:31am »

Jun 4, 2011, 9:39pm, chaco wrote:

(pretty sure I also ended up with a pair of those glasses everyone was passing around. Or were those Friendly's?)

Wolfhat gave me an extra pair and you guys were behind me so I gave them to you. By the way, your jungle juice was tasty.

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #198 on Jun 6, 2011, 11:37am »

Jun 5, 2011, 3:15pm, safeandwet wrote:

Cute little party girls.
Cute little girls are really the goal of life and this is pretty apparent everywhere you look at Sasq. It’s hard for me to understand how many cute girls go to this event. Seriously it’s like everyone locked the ugly at home. You really can’t go wrong in this respect and if you didn’t bring one along they’re almost as available as glow sticks at a Bassnector set. Just pick on up and throw it about.

Sometimes you are just stuck in the wrong place at the wrong time. Some anticipation for sets results in extended periods stuck in the center of crowds that just get tighter and tighter. Mix this with a Foxy little girl and you just might find yourself dragging said little girl out of there unconscious screaming “party causuality” imagining that this will be the final moment in your entire party career. Having some chick die on you at an electronic dance music show.

You know the scene in Pulp Fiction where Mia overdoses after railing that heroin? Yeah that was pretty much the scene going on. Same feeling, same vibe. Luckily the stage manager was watching and threw down some water. A little mouth to mouth resuscitation and she was back with the living.

This is creepy. Especially calling women "little girls."

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #199 on Jun 6, 2011, 12:13pm »

Hmmmm maybe a little right... I'll clean it up for you. Sorry. I might be a creep.

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #200 on Jun 6, 2011, 12:19pm »

Jun 6, 2011, 11:37am, StormyPinkness wrote:

Jun 5, 2011, 3:15pm, safeandwet wrote:

This is creepy. Especially calling women "little girls."

Thanks. I got a serious case of the yicks with that first paragraph.

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Don't fucking bath me what to do.

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #201 on Jun 6, 2011, 12:33pm »

Aaaaaaaaaand i regret posting that. Now to hide out for a couple weeks.

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2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #202 on Jun 6, 2011, 12:46pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Maybe three or four...

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #203 on Jun 6, 2011, 12:54pm »

Aww, just a couple weeks should be fine.

I like safeandwet because he's the first new poster to fuck up, recognize it and know that the smart thing to do is to go back to lurking for a while.

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THis callz fer one of them kitten photoz.

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #204 on Jun 6, 2011, 12:59pm »

I just realized his screen name is safeandwet... add another check to the creepy collumn.

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #205 on Jun 6, 2011, 1:06pm »

Also, I am always amazed by every groups need for babysitting duty. The only time I had to do any babysitting was the first day when my brother (it was his first year) was having too much fun meeting all the new people and kept running off. Once we got inside I showed him our meeting place, what time we would meet when we all got separated and that was it. And my group parties pretty hard. Over the weekend 5 of us consumed just under 300 beers, 7 liters (almost 2 gallons) of liquor, and varrious other party favours purchaced from our friends we met over the past 2 years.

Seriously, what are you guys doing that makes you such a mess that you need someone to look after you? (not to get all preachy, I just dont really get it)

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #206 on Jun 6, 2011, 1:09pm »

Jun 6, 2011, 1:06pm, davers wrote:

Once we got inside I showed him our meeting place, what time we would meet when we all got separated and that was it.

This. If more people did this there would be far fewer problems. It is really easy to lose someone and really easy to have a designated meeting place. Also this way you can watch a different show than your party and know exactly where to find them if you so choose. I have given up babysitting and watching shows that I don't want to.

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #207 on Jun 6, 2011, 1:30pm »

Our meeting place is always "back at camp"
Of course, I'm incredibly easy to find- so usually we don't need to resort to said meeting place to hook up if we get separated.

And thank you SafeandWet for making me look less creepy by proxy.

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Re: 2011 SASQUATCH STORIES THREAD
« Reply #208 on Jun 6, 2011, 2:32pm »

Haha our group has a dude with a huge afro so that also helps for finding people.

Even with the meeting place planning I am always amazed how well it works. See a show, wander by there, and there is always a few of our extended group sitting there.

This was the scene monday night.

4 of us show up there after the Decemberists. There is a guy passed out in our spot.

"Is that cody?" "No, wrong hair" Elliot? Nope... oh its Tyler. Hey, Tyler, wake up, its time for Major Lazer, have some tequilia.

Tyler: "What? oh man I blacked out for 2 hours, at least I knew where to come. Let go!"

Regardless of how drunk anyone gets or how late they are, we always seem to arrive there at almost the exact same time. Sasquatch magic I tell ya.

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