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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #60 on May 18, 2011, 10:43am »

Truth.

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Feb 9, 2013, 6:36pm, jasonburrito wrote:

I will be legal (and stroked) by February 2017.

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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #61 on May 18, 2011, 10:49am »

May 18, 2011, 9:52am, LumpSquatch wrote:

I'm sowee! I feel indirectly responsible.

It was a Dr. Garbanzourative necklace.

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #62 on May 18, 2011, 11:19am »

Alright. I was thinking that could be the case, but that I'd apologize to cover my ass just in case.

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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #64 on May 18, 2011, 11:23am »

OH AND NO PUN INTENDED ON THE COVER MY ASS

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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #65 on May 18, 2011, 11:34am »

What ever happened to good old fashioned stuffing a mickey in your pants?

I feel like I should make a prototype pair of boxer briefs with strategically placed pockets specifically for sneaking small bottles of booze into concerts. Seems to me there is money to be made here.

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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #66 on May 18, 2011, 11:43am »

May 17, 2011, 11:18am, Cbats wrote:

For three years in a row my friends and I did the same thing but they caught on last year so I don't see a problem sharing it. We used to empty out a pringles can and then stick water bottles full of booze inside them. Throw a few pringles on top and then close it with the paper seal still on top so it looks unopened. I don't know what happened but last year we only got about half of it in so we're not going to be doing that anymore.

Were you camping at Wildhorse last year?

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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #67 on May 18, 2011, 12:24pm »

Whenever Canadians call it a mickey I think they are "slipping someone a mickey."

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #68 on May 18, 2011, 12:29pm »

Oh us canadians and our dirty tricks!

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Feb 15, 2013, 4:51pm, rimjobflashmob wrote:

Don't fucking bath me what to do.

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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #69 on May 18, 2011, 12:49pm »

May 17, 2011, 7:54pm, emptyfox wrote:

May 17, 2011, 7:49pm, wolfhat wrote:

Just bought my caps from Dan's Homebrewing on Hastings. Giddy-up!

Cosmo?

I think he is the main reason I use that term, yes.

Regarding the absorption of alcohol where the sun don't shine: this is the stupidest idea I've ever heard. If you think you will pass a breathalyzer test because you aren't drinking the booze you don't understand how breathalyzers work, nor the difference between your lungs and your stomach. Anyone who attempts this stunt deserves whatever they get.

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