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|  | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #45 on May 17, 2011, 3:54pm » | |
I love sticking booze up my ass, jeez guys, get with the times! 
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #46 on May 17, 2011, 3:55pm » | |
Back in my day we had to drink booze in the snow uphill both ways in our bare feet.
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #47 on May 17, 2011, 7:27pm » | |
May 17, 2011, 3:20pm, StormyPinkness wrote:| Oh man are they sticking it in the pooper? THE KIDZZZZ |
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...yeah. Another of my friends did this with a turkey baster. Also hospital.
BAsically with either, if I remember correctly, it gets you 10 times as drunk pretty much because it doesn't filter the way it does the natural way. This also means that barely any is enough to do SERIOUS damage to you.
Not that any of you people were planning on doing this, but if you know some one who is, don't.
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #48 on May 17, 2011, 7:28pm » | |
Yes, it will get you drunk, and yes, you will fail a breathalyzer... Moving on...
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #49 on May 17, 2011, 7:40pm » | |
The best way to sneak booze into the festival (and this works everytime) is to buy one of those longish house coat looking things that go down to your feet or so and have a large hood on the back (you can get them on ebay pretty cheap, get a dark colour). The next thing to do is to rent the Star Wars movies and watch the parts where Luke's hunk-a-junk space car crashes into the dry ice swamp and Yoda teaches him to control things with his brains. I'm not gonna blow swamp smoke up anyone's ass and pretend this does not take time and commitment, but rest assured if you set aside an hour or two each day to practice, you will be able to get access into the grounds without being searched (just like Luke at the begining of The Return, "Show me Jabba suckah!"). Advanced skills may allow you to have the mind controled yellow shirt dig around in the contraband bucket and give you a few extra treats for the rest of the day.
I can't stress how important the cloak is if you want this work.
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #50 on May 17, 2011, 7:41pm » | |
"These are not the contraband flasks you're looking for"
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #51 on May 17, 2011, 7:44pm » | |
May 17, 2011, 7:41pm, J-Dawg wrote:| "These are not the contraband flasks you're looking for" |
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Shit J-Dawg, if you've got yourself a cloak you are looking golden!
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« Reply #52 on May 17, 2011, 7:45pm » | |
And then for Sasquatch 2111 after I'm dead, George Lucas can have me digitally inserted back into the festival!
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #53 on May 17, 2011, 7:47pm » | |
May 17, 2011, 7:45pm, J-Dawg wrote:| And then for Sasquatch 2111 after I'm dead, George Lucas can have me digitally inserted back into the festival! |
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Jar Jar-Dawg (without the racist undertones)
EDIT: I hit 2000 with a Jar Jar Binks nod, this in not how I had envisioned it.
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #54 on May 17, 2011, 7:49pm » | |
Just bought my caps from Dan's Homebrewing on Hastings. Giddy-up!
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #55 on May 17, 2011, 7:50pm » | |
May 17, 2011, 7:45pm, J-Dawg wrote:| And then for Sasquatch 2111 after I'm dead, George Lucas can have me digitally inserted back into the festival! |
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I laughed harder than I should have haha
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #56 on May 17, 2011, 7:54pm » | |
May 17, 2011, 7:49pm, wolfhat wrote:| Just bought my caps from Dan's Homebrewing on Hastings. Giddy-up! |
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Cosmo?
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #57 on May 17, 2011, 8:10pm » | |
May 17, 2011, 7:27pm, LumpSquatch wrote:
May 17, 2011, 3:20pm, StormyPinkness wrote:| Oh man are they sticking it in the pooper? THE KIDZZZZ |
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...yeah. Another of my friends did this with a turkey baster. Also hospital. |
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I just clutched my pearls so hard I broke the necklace.
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.
But really.
Don't fuck up my azaleas. |
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #58 on May 18, 2011, 9:52am » | |
I'm sowee! I feel indirectly responsible.
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« Reply #59 on May 18, 2011, 10:35am » | |
kids are idiots
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