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|  | What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Thread Started on May 16, 2011, 8:42pm » | |
Get creative.
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #1 on May 16, 2011, 8:54pm » | |
in your vag? crotch it?
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #2 on May 16, 2011, 8:54pm » | |
In a sealed water bottle.
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« Reply #3 on May 16, 2011, 10:17pm » | |
^^ That's probably the best way, you just either have to get the cap off/on without breaking the seal - or - drill a little hole in the bottom, use a syringe to fill, then hot-glue the hole closed (works well when going with a nurse and someone with a little drill bit, but takes forever).
Or you can use the lazy-man solution and use athletic tape to secure some small-med sized plastic booze bottles to your ankles and be sure to wear some long & loose pants.
In any case the person taking it in should be a girl in the group, with the rest of the group acting really rowdy/suspicious behind her in line. I've convinced a security person that a Nalgene full of gin & tonic was ice water soley becuase they were more concerned with the conveniently placed rowdy's in line behind me. 
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #4 on May 16, 2011, 10:23pm » | |
Not that I'm worried people concerned about alcohol being smuggled in spend any time here, but I've read the vodka in the water bottle "trick" about 83 times on this board. Doesn't there come a time when everyone just decides, "maybe I should keep my secrets to myself before they are no longer secrets?" Coachella only allowed empty water bottles through security you know.
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #5 on May 16, 2011, 10:25pm » | |
You mean actually 83 times don't you? I bet you counted.
You're right though. The information is readily available all over the place if you actually take the time to type a question into google, so maybe we (read: I) need to let people obtain that info for themselves.
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #6 on May 16, 2011, 10:33pm » | |
Know makes a good point, I was about to post my 3 methods, (as I have posted a few times around here) but now im thinking keeping it on the down low might be a better plan.
I will say this though, taping stuff to your body is the best way, you just gotta Dr. Garbanzoure how to not yell in pain when you take it off in the honey buckets.
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #7 on May 16, 2011, 10:42pm » | |
Last year I was walking behind a girl wearing short shorts and a tank top. As we got closer I actually heard her say, "Ooh, it shifted. I'll drink it!"
There's really only one place it could have been...
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #8 on May 16, 2011, 10:50pm » | |
I count at least 2...
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #9 on May 16, 2011, 10:51pm » | |
hahaha, I've been corrected.
Either way, I'd be happy to let her drink that one.
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #10 on May 16, 2011, 10:52pm » | |
If it's the one I'm thinking of, then that's super dangerous, alcohol absorbed there has turned into hospital trips for a couple of my friends.
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #11 on May 16, 2011, 10:55pm » | |
A couple girls I was with last year filled ziploc bags with booze and put them in their bras. If I didnt know how big their boobs actually were I never would have guessed. So I guess I can think of 3 places.
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #12 on May 16, 2011, 10:58pm » | |
Yeah, but shifting in your bra wouldn't be cause for concern.
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #13 on May 16, 2011, 11:00pm » | |
May 16, 2011, 10:52pm, LumpSquatch wrote:| If it's the one I'm thinking of, then that's super dangerous, alcohol absorbed there has turned into hospital trips for a couple of my friends. |
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Sweet Jeebus, I can't believe someone actually did that. I mean, best case scenario you're still drinking hoo-haa juice. Eeeew. Unless that's what they were going for, in which case I won't judge.
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| | Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #14 on May 16, 2011, 11:00pm » | |
May 16, 2011, 10:52pm, LumpSquatch wrote:| If it's the one I'm thinking of, then that's super dangerous, alcohol absorbed there has turned into hospital trips for a couple of my friends. |
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Emphasis on friends being plural. It happened more than once?
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