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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #60 on Apr 2, 2011, 6:38pm »

PLACE YOUR BETS, PLACE YOUR BETS HERE! THIS POST WAS MADE AT 4:27 PACIFIC TIME, HOW LONG WILL IT BE BEFORE THE INEVITABLE OCCURS? And it has to come from the source.

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May 19, 2012, 7:49pm, onelove420 wrote:

Right on thanks Dr. Garbanzo! My high ass would be trying to Dr. Garbanzoure that shit out all night

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #61 on Apr 2, 2011, 6:38pm »

Rust was right, it was "Nowhere and it's now"

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Feb 11, 2013, 2:30am, Pea wrote:

"Foo Dr. Garbanzohters" sounds like a title of a movie I would end up watching at 3am at Stormy and Gramma's house.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #62 on Apr 2, 2011, 6:49pm »

Apr 2, 2011, 6:38pm, Switch wrote:

Rust was right, it was "Nowhere and it's now"

If you hate the taste of wine, why do you drink it until you're blind?

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Sex is pretty much never in the equation for me at Squatch

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #63 on Apr 2, 2011, 8:19pm »

Apr 2, 2011, 6:38pm, J. Walter Weatherman wrote:

PLACE YOUR BETS, PLACE YOUR BETS HERE! THIS POST WAS MADE AT 4:27 PACIFIC TIME, HOW LONG WILL IT BE BEFORE THE INEVITABLE OCCURS? And it has to come from the source.

Again with the Hive mind.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #64 on Apr 2, 2011, 9:20pm »

Apr 2, 2011, 6:49pm, know ID yuh wrote:

Apr 2, 2011, 6:38pm, Switch wrote:

Rust was right, it was "Nowhere and it's now"

If you hate the taste of wine, why do you drink it until you're blind?

And if you swear that there's no truth and who cares, how come you say it like you're right?

Great song.

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Feb 11, 2013, 2:30am, Pea wrote:

"Foo Dr. Garbanzohters" sounds like a title of a movie I would end up watching at 3am at Stormy and Gramma's house.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #65 on Apr 4, 2011, 9:52am »

WRONG KID DIED

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #66 on Apr 4, 2011, 10:43am »

I've done a poor job drinking the last two years at Sasquatch. I've blacked out on the night before sasquatch two years in a row much to the annoyance of my friends. Last year that meant belligerently yelling until about 6 am. I was drunk until about 2pm on Saturday which means that my memories of Shabazz Palaces are pretty hazy. I do distinctly remember heckling brother ali from the hill though.

On Monday I drank a ton of tequila early in the afternoon which turned out to be a bad idea during Japandroids when I moshed until I had to leave to puke (only missed a few minutes though).

still my stories are boring compared to my brothers who is apparently such a memorable drunk that seattle weekly wrote a blog post about him last year:

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/reverb/2010/05/sasquatch_saturday_yes_vampire.php

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« Reply #67 on Apr 4, 2011, 11:03am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

I have yet to get completely wasted at Sasquatch. Well, at least in the campgrounds. I'm always so worked over from the entire day that I tend to pace myself quite well afterward. Thursday night it's ON this year. No need to get up early on loud Friday so I can sleep my hangover away.

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #68 on Apr 4, 2011, 11:16am »

Apr 4, 2011, 11:03am, Pea wrote:

I missed MMJ and V. Weekend last year because I got too wasted the first day.
It was such a fail.
I'm still kicking myself for missing those.

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Feb 6, 2012, 4:07pm, stormypinkness wrote:

It's true. I don't put out unless I receive electronic items as gifts. Every time.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #69 on Apr 4, 2011, 12:00pm »

Yikes Cat!

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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:

"Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind."

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #70 on Apr 4, 2011, 12:14pm »

shameful, right?

I was told I saw Minus the Bear, though. I apparently sat on the grass and barely have any memory of the event. All I can remember was bitching about the $9 PBRs. I guess I wasn't that angry about it--I kept downin' them!

I also complained about a sunburn on my back which didn't exist.

Additionally, Stamper and I ran into Aziz Ansari and I kept asking him who he was.

You can dress me up...

I don't plan on getting that wasted-face this year.
Lesson certainly learned.

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Feb 6, 2012, 4:07pm, stormypinkness wrote:

It's true. I don't put out unless I receive electronic items as gifts. Every time.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #71 on Apr 4, 2011, 12:16pm »

"Attack of the Sunburns!"

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #72 on Apr 4, 2011, 12:18pm »

''IT BURRRRRRNNNNSSS!!!!"

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Feb 6, 2012, 4:07pm, stormypinkness wrote:

It's true. I don't put out unless I receive electronic items as gifts. Every time.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #73 on Apr 4, 2011, 12:22pm »

I think I have broken some alcohol consumption records at Sasquatch (I don't know if I should be proud of that or not). Last year at like 2am I was hanging out with this girl that was working security. She actually took a shot with me, it was awesome. I proceeded to break dance in the middle of the road for about 15 minutes. There were these people in premier camping that were cheering me on from their side of the fence and I heard them say that they were going to videotape it. I put on a show for them expecting it to end up on Youtube but the video never surfaced. I ended up a big dirty fucking mess, but I made the girl who was working a shitty security job laugh for a good 45 minutes so at least I made her night a little more bearable. I got back to my car and my little brother was freestyle rapping to himself and told me he had been going for a half an hour. He was excited about Kid Cudi. I drank some more, and some more, and some more. Then I drank some more.

Also, if some guy randomly stumbled into your campsite playing a guitar and singing a song about "rocking your socks off". Yeah, that was me.

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"Foo Dr. Garbanzohters" sounds like a title of a movie I would end up watching at 3am at Stormy and Gramma's house.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #74 on Apr 4, 2011, 12:27pm »

I'll crack a few beers in the campground in the morning, but I don't usually drink inside the venue at all. It's downright unpleasant to be that drunk when it's hot, and I'd be completely assed out before the day was half over. I bet I match at least one joint to every beer one of you guys drinks, though.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:

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