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|  | Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #30 on Apr 2, 2011, 2:17pm » | |
Apr 2, 2011, 1:09am, Switch wrote:| I'm intoxicated now and that's greeeeaaat. Like frosted flakes |
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I hope you feel greeeeeeeaat in the mornin' too! He he.
I myself am impervious to hangovers, really and truly for real! It is like a super power. There must be so much water in my brain, I think. That's the way hangovers work right? Your brain gets dried? I wouldn't know, me brain "gets wet" (wat up Training Day!). This super power is also very useful if (when) aliens attack and zap the planet with an Osmosis Ray of highly concentrated alcohol and we puny humans are brought to our puny human knees to rot in alien induced hangover submission. One man will stand. Yeah. me with my super power, which I must say really paid off in this very (inevitable) specific situation (the jackpot of Super Power to Disaster scenarios). The fate of our race will be up to me.
I am siding with the aliens. What other Zapping Rays do you think they have? They must have others. See ya!
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| | Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #31 on Apr 2, 2011, 2:39pm » | |
Apr 2, 2011, 2:17pm, Friendly Destroyer wrote:
Apr 2, 2011, 1:09am, Switch wrote:| I'm intoxicated now and that's greeeeaaat. Like frosted flakes |
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I hope you feel greeeeeeeaat in the mornin' too! He he.
I myself am impervious to hangovers, really and truly for real! It is like a super power. There must be so much water in my brain, I think. That's the way hangovers work right? Your brain gets dried? I wouldn't know, me brain "gets wet" (wat up Training Day!). This super power is also very useful if (when) aliens attack and zap the planet with an Osmosis Ray of highly concentrated alcohol and we puny humans are brought to our puny human knees to rot in alien induced hangover submission. One man will stand. Yeah. me with my super power, which I must say really paid off in this very (inevitable) specific situation (the jackpot of Super Power to Disaster scenarios). The fate of our race will be up to me.
I am siding with the aliens. What other Zapping Rays do you think they have? They must have others. See ya! |
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Can we get more posts like this? Mmkkthxx.
An old roommate of mine has the opposite of your superpower. His body apparently has a tough time metabolizing alcohol, so whenever he gets drunk, he stays drunk for a couple days. It's creepy. He only drinks like once a week if that, yet can say he literally has a drinking problem.
Dude even got a DUI the day after partying once. They gave a breathalizer to the passenger in the car to make sure he was fit to drive the car home, and he blew a 0.0. They both got drunk together the night before, and as the story goes, they drank the same amount.
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| | Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #32 on Apr 2, 2011, 2:48pm » | |
^^^ that sounds like a terrible time. Why even bother drinking then?
...wait stupid question.
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| | Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #33 on Apr 2, 2011, 2:49pm » | |
That sounds like the alcoholic version of a research chemical I obtained/ingested at sasquatch '09...
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May 19, 2012, 7:49pm, onelove420 wrote:| Right on thanks Dr. Garbanzo! My high ass would be trying to Dr. Garbanzoure that shit out all night |
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| | Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #34 on Apr 2, 2011, 3:33pm » | |
Gotta love those designer drugs.
Dont forget, kiddos, erowid.org is one of the best tools for educating yourselves to an extent on whatever substance it is you plan on taking.
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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:| NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI |
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Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, peatrick wrote:Are you fucking kidding me?
Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird? |
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| | Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #35 on Apr 2, 2011, 3:41pm » | |
mmm... erowid. That's what I had to use to Dr. Garbanzoure out why I tripped for 24 hours on what I was told was lucy, with 20 or so flashbacks a day for a week. Most people say 'man, that sounds terrible' when I tell them that, but it was pretty sweet.
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May 19, 2012, 7:49pm, onelove420 wrote:| Right on thanks Dr. Garbanzo! My high ass would be trying to Dr. Garbanzoure that shit out all night |
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| | Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #36 on Apr 2, 2011, 5:01pm » | |
Apr 2, 2011, 3:33pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:Gotta love those designer drugs.
Dont forget, kiddos, erowid.org is one of the best tools for educating yourselves to an extent on whatever substance it is you plan on taking. |
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The problem is, what people tell you they are selling you and what you are actually taking can be completely different sometimes. It's always a risk unless you know and trust the person. KIDS THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM SWITCH: DON'T DO DRUGS! (give them to me)
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Feb 11, 2013, 2:30am, peatrick wrote:| "Foo Dr. Garbanzohters" sounds like a title of a movie I would end up watching at 3am at Stormy and Gramma's house. |
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| | Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #37 on Apr 2, 2011, 5:06pm » | |
Switch, the new filter has rendered your location hilarious.
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May 19, 2012, 7:49pm, onelove420 wrote:| Right on thanks Dr. Garbanzo! My high ass would be trying to Dr. Garbanzoure that shit out all night |
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| | Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #38 on Apr 2, 2011, 5:12pm » | |
hahahahhaha
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| | Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #39 on Apr 2, 2011, 5:12pm » | |
Fixed
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Feb 11, 2013, 2:30am, peatrick wrote:| "Foo Dr. Garbanzohters" sounds like a title of a movie I would end up watching at 3am at Stormy and Gramma's house. |
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|  | Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #40 on Apr 2, 2011, 5:17pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
Ah shit. Gonna have to reverse it. Kmeow ID yuh probably won't like his new name.
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| | Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #41 on Apr 2, 2011, 5:20pm » | |
Oh shit, didn't think of that.
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May 19, 2012, 7:49pm, onelove420 wrote:| Right on thanks Dr. Garbanzo! My high ass would be trying to Dr. Garbanzoure that shit out all night |
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| | Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #42 on Apr 2, 2011, 5:21pm » | |
Brilliant idea, but it wasn't meant to be.
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| | Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #43 on Apr 2, 2011, 5:26pm » | |
What prompted the thought of that filter in the first place?
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Feb 11, 2013, 2:30am, peatrick wrote:| "Foo Dr. Garbanzohters" sounds like a title of a movie I would end up watching at 3am at Stormy and Gramma's house. |
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| | Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #44 on Apr 2, 2011, 5:27pm » | |
Rusty said 'right meow' in the cd thread. I said that I nominated 'meow' for a new filter. You saw the rest.
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May 19, 2012, 7:49pm, onelove420 wrote:| Right on thanks Dr. Garbanzo! My high ass would be trying to Dr. Garbanzoure that shit out all night |
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