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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #315 on May 6, 2011, 11:22am »

Look buddy, you don't want none of these snagglestix I can find someone who does.

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« Reply #316 on May 6, 2011, 11:34am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Only if they're dipped in whippygoo.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #317 on May 6, 2011, 11:47am »

I own the crap flapper market.

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #318 on May 6, 2011, 12:13pm »

Are you guys using euphemisms for Dunkaroos? Because if you're selling, I'll buy your whole stash. Cause I don't always eat junk food, but when I do, it's cheap 80's gimmicky crap.

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LOL JK. The campground is like international waters. Meaning that's where Osama Bin Laden is buried.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #319 on May 6, 2011, 12:18pm »

That's pudding to me!

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #320 on May 6, 2011, 1:08pm »

Nerds

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #321 on May 6, 2011, 1:10pm »

Did Weak Shit Superfan hack Gunther's account?

Or are they the same person??

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #322 on May 6, 2011, 1:48pm »

May 6, 2011, 1:08pm, know ID yuh wrote:

Nerds

Nerds are almost as good as dunkaroos, it's true!

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Don't fucking bath me what to do.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #323 on May 6, 2011, 2:03pm »

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #324 on May 8, 2011, 11:22pm »

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Nerds are almost as good as dunkaroos, it's true!

omg. i want dunkaroos now! i forgot about these

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« Reply #325 on May 18, 2011, 10:39am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Dear random Facebook bro that I've met or even communicated with in any form or fashion whatsoever,

No, I can't and won't find you E for the glowstick war.

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #326 on May 18, 2011, 10:48am »

Why are you such an asshole, Pea?

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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« Reply #327 on May 18, 2011, 11:01am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Dr0ogz r bad doncha know?

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #328 on Aug 3, 2011, 12:30am »

poop

I was at the Ship tonight, and I honestly had only had one beer at this point. This girl at the next table starts chatting up my and my friend (who's persian), asks him his nationality (turns out she speaks Farsi as well). Anyways, she asks me my nationality, I tell her I'm third-generation Canadian, and she starts ranting about how I can't say that because I'm not a native Canadian. This goes on for a bit, she asks me my ancestry. I'm tired of her, so I politely but pointedly tell her it's none of her business.

I swear she was going to take a swing at me, luckily her boyfriend intervened. I've never been in a bar Dr. Garbanzoht before, so I was surprised at how tonight went.

Anyways, I'm home now and 1.5 rum and cokes towards bedtime....

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #329 on Aug 3, 2011, 9:36pm »

Should have digested some snagglestix together and hugged it out.

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Dec 6, 2011, 2:29pm, stuartrdr wrote:

Oh yes CHADGASM

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