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Tales of Intoxication
« Thread Started on Apr 1, 2011, 11:12am »

Does anyone have any crazy stories from past Sasquatches? These can be events from the campground or inside the amphitheater.

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I'm tempted to give in and get a pair of TOMS this year. I saw some sweet patterned ones. I'm kind of a shoe whore female.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #1 on Apr 1, 2011, 12:13pm »

I guess I'll start this one off. Last year I drank way too much Saturday morning. I didn't remember the walk to the festival grounds and apparently threw up in line. My friends and I had a nap on the grass during OKGO. When I woke up, I crawled on my hands and knees before getting sick on the grass. Drunken heatstroke is a bitch.

The moral of the story is kids: don't over-do it before noon.

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I'm tempted to give in and get a pair of TOMS this year. I saw some sweet patterned ones. I'm kind of a shoe whore female.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #2 on Apr 1, 2011, 12:16pm »

The moral of every story in this thread is going to be exactly the same:

DRINK LOTS OF WATER. No matter what, drink more water than you think you should. Hydrate or die, kids.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:

I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #3 on Apr 1, 2011, 12:25pm »

I have many many many great stories but I think Know has mentioned that we should keep the intoxication talk to a minimal. So you'll just have to wait until this years Sasquatch when we meet-up and create new stories.

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Feb 11, 2013, 2:30am, peatrick wrote:

"Foo Dr. Garbanzohters" sounds like a title of a movie I would end up watching at 3am at Stormy and Gramma's house.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #4 on Apr 1, 2011, 12:38pm »

Piss clear. That is all.

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May 19, 2012, 7:49pm, onelove420 wrote:

Right on thanks Dr. Garbanzo! My high ass would be trying to Dr. Garbanzoure that shit out all night

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #5 on Apr 1, 2011, 12:38pm »

Apr 1, 2011, 12:16pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

The moral of every story in this thread is going to be exactly the same:

DRINK LOTS OF WATER. No matter what, drink more water than you think you should. Hydrate or die, kids.

And stay away from the weed cookies. Specifically from Portlanders who say they made them particularly strong.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #7 on Apr 1, 2011, 12:39pm »

Yeah, I found out the hard way that portlanders make 'em strong. COMAS.

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May 19, 2012, 7:49pm, onelove420 wrote:

Right on thanks Dr. Garbanzo! My high ass would be trying to Dr. Garbanzoure that shit out all night

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #8 on Apr 1, 2011, 12:40pm »

YOU WATCHED IT. YOU CAN'T UN-WATCH IT.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:

I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #9 on Apr 1, 2011, 12:40pm »

Apr 1, 2011, 12:39pm, J. Walter Weatherman wrote:

Yeah, I found out the hard way that portlanders make 'em strong. COMAS.

Hahaha, Mr. Weed Brownies Don't Work On Me. We warned you...

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:

I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #10 on Apr 1, 2011, 12:47pm »

That you did.

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May 19, 2012, 7:49pm, onelove420 wrote:

Right on thanks Dr. Garbanzo! My high ass would be trying to Dr. Garbanzoure that shit out all night

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #11 on Apr 1, 2011, 2:10pm »

My friends got weed krispie squares from some lady last year and I must say it made MGMT twice as nice.

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I'm tempted to give in and get a pair of TOMS this year. I saw some sweet patterned ones. I'm kind of a shoe whore female.

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #12 on Apr 1, 2011, 2:12pm »

A slice of rice for the right price is precisely twice as nice.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:

I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Tales of Intoxication
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Apr 1, 2011, 2:10pm, pvmtchiic wrote:

My friends got weed krispie squares from some lady last year and I must say it made MGMT twice as nice.

Short Hispanic girl by chance?

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Apr 9, 2013, 10:33pm, stingray wrote:

ya i can't harlem shake to sugar rose

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Re: Tales of Intoxication
« Reply #14 on Apr 1, 2011, 3:18pm »

Anti pot propaganda like this is so ineffective. It gives people the wrong idea about what weed does to you, so when they do smoke and don't find the propaganda to be true they disregard all anti pot facts they have heard.

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