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Re: Let's hear your Sasquatch dreams!
« Reply #150 on Mar 18, 2012, 5:11pm »

Question... was the asian man squishing your sandwich annoying, or arousing?

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Re: Let's hear your Sasquatch dreams!
« Reply #151 on Mar 18, 2012, 5:17pm »

I was fucking pissed. There was nothing arousing about that asshole haha. I was sitting at a table all by myself, ready to enjoy my amazing sandwich, when he and like 6 of his family members just sat at the table around me. I remember asking him what the fuck his problem was, but he didn't appear to understand English, and just sat there smiling while he destroyed my dinner. The waiter was very apologetic, and put the remains of my sandwich in a doggy bag (for me to enjoy later?). For whatever reason I was satisfied with that and left the restaurant.

Oh and I just remembered that I stole a Guitar Hero guitar on my way out and got chased out by someone who worked there. Seriously. What?

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Re: Let's hear your Sasquatch dreams!
« Reply #152 on Mar 18, 2012, 6:40pm »

Mar 18, 2012, 5:11pm, saranater wrote:

Question... was the asian man squishing your sandwich annoying, or arousing?

I think saranater needs an official title. "Board Deviant" "Debauchery Diva" "The Neurotic Erotic"

I kid, I kid.

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"Foo Dr. Garbanzohters" sounds like a title of a movie I would end up watching at 3am at Stormy and Gramma's house.

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Re: Let's hear your Sasquatch dreams!
« Reply #153 on Mar 18, 2012, 6:42pm »

I don't take offense.

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Re: Let's hear your Sasquatch dreams!
« Reply #154 on Mar 18, 2012, 6:49pm »

Mar 18, 2012, 6:40pm, Switch wrote:

I think saranater needs an official title. "Board Deviant" "Debauchery Diva" "The Neurotic Erotic"

I kid, I kid.

I heart "The Neurotic Erotic" so much.

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Re: Let's hear your Sasquatch dreams!
« Reply #155 on Mar 19, 2012, 11:25am »

Mar 18, 2012, 5:03pm, Pea wrote:

an Asian man grabbed it out of my hands and started squishing it between his fingers.

Was it Asian Pea?

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But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

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Re: Let's hear your Sasquatch dreams!
« Reply #156 on Mar 19, 2012, 11:29am »

Excellent question.

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Let's hear your Sasquatch dreams!
« Reply #157 on Mar 19, 2012, 11:33am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Maybe Asian Pea's elderly uncle.

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Re: Let's hear your Sasquatch dreams!
« Reply #158 on Mar 21, 2012, 11:08am »

I had a dream last night that they moved Sasquatch to my old high school gym. I had to meet up with a bunch of you to show you around 'cause no one else had ever been there. Rococode had some relationship drama so I took her to the puppy room (which I wish they really had in my school! So cute!!!) then met up with Lumps and Drew in the multi-porpoise room.

Man I hope they don't do that! I passed my "being high at school" phase so long ago.

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Re: Let's hear your Sasquatch dreams!
« Reply #159 on Mar 21, 2012, 12:45pm »

So perceptive. The mutli-porpoise room is always my favorite hang-out at schools. SO MANY POSSIBILITIES! Drew knows wuzzup.

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Re: Let's hear your Sasquatch dreams!
« Reply #160 on Mar 21, 2012, 12:46pm »

The weird thing is the idea of Sasquatch being at my old high school sounds kinda fun to me.

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« Reply #161 on Mar 21, 2012, 12:51pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

My old high school offered free flu shots a couple of years ago. It felt so god damn weird going back there. Fuck high school.

That did however remind me that I had a dream that Sasquatch took place in the bottom of a giant rock quarry. Instead of tents, everyone camped inside of tree houses. Because, ya know, there were giant trees in the base of the quarry. Duh.

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Re: Let's hear your Sasquatch dreams!
« Reply #162 on Mar 30, 2012, 3:40pm »

I can tell it's getting closer to Sasquatch 'cause I am dreaming about it like all the fucking time. Last night I lost my dog there and ended up naked and Dr. Garbanzo laughed at me and it was awful!

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