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Re: New Sasquatch Board Moderator?????
« Reply #45 on Feb 7, 2011, 11:47pm »

Feb 7, 2011, 11:44pm, interstateeight wrote:

We can lay an unholy IP ban on squatchcreep. We can locate posts that demean or disparage the portrait of perfection that is Modest Mouse, and then we can sign those board members up for fetish porn. And I don't mean foot or bondage stuff. I mean shit that would make inhabitants of the filthiest clubs in the Castro wince.

Give the man the job!

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Re: New Sasquatch Board Moderator?????
« Reply #46 on Feb 7, 2011, 11:52pm »

I just laughed my ass off. Maximum larfs.

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Re: New Sasquatch Board Moderator?????
« Reply #47 on Feb 7, 2011, 11:58pm »

Feb 7, 2011, 11:44pm, interstateeight wrote:

I know you were all curious, so here's the message Know sent me. Sorry if I'm violating your confidence, buddy:

"Dear Sexy,

Sometimes, when I'm moderating these boards, I get so lonely, and I wish I had a right hand man. Someone I can trust. Someone with a chiseled jawline and chest hair that would make a 70s Bond girl swoon right the fuck off her feet. Someone who isn't afraid to lay the banhammer on some petulant 14-year-old who found their way over here after Coachella sold out and is determined to treat the board like their own personal Livejournal despite your constant assertions that this is not, in fact, an individual's blog, but is in fact a web resource for the exchange of ideas, opinions, and insults.

I think you are that man.

Will you join me, Weak Shit Superfan, in ruling these fine boards? Together, we can stamp out repetitive threads. We can lay waste to people who abuse commas and the shift key. We can lay an unholy IP ban on squatchcreep. We can locate posts that demean or disparage the portrait of perfection that is Modest Mouse, and then we can sign those board members up for fetish porn. And I don't mean foot or bondage stuff. I mean shit that would make inhabitants of the filthiest clubs in the Castro wince.

If you think you're man enough for it, and let's be honest, if those dreamy yet steely eyes of yours are any indication, you are, then join me. I turgidly await your response.

xoxo,
Your Fearless Leader

P.S. To show you that I am not joking, here is my greatest secret: I am Gunther."

Pretty weird huh?

I mean this in all sincerity, that was the hardest I've ever laughed at any post on a web board. My gut is hurting.

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Sex is pretty much never in the equation for me at Squatch

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Re: New Sasquatch Board Moderator?????
« Reply #48 on Feb 8, 2011, 12:04am »

Hey Know, make me a mod.

I have a dill pickle in my mouth like a cigar in a gangster movie as I type this.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

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I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: New Sasquatch Board Moderator?????
« Reply #49 on Feb 8, 2011, 8:05am »

Feb 7, 2011, 8:27pm, emptyfox wrote:

Peatrick. That is all. (I'm really not sure he wants the responsibility, but he seems to fit the criteria pretty well.)

I honestly thought Pea already was. I think he would make a good fit too--provided he wants it, of course!

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It's true. I don't put out unless I receive electronic items as gifts. Every time.

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Re: New Sasquatch Board Moderator?????
« Reply #50 on Feb 8, 2011, 8:52am »

I think the part of that that made me feel the most uncomfortable was, "I turgidly wait your response."

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Re: New Sasquatch Board Moderator?????
« Reply #51 on Feb 8, 2011, 1:11pm »

Feb 8, 2011, 12:04am, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

Hey Know, make me a mod.

I have a dill pickle in my mouth like a cigar in a gangster movie as I type this.

Anyone that thinks this is funny should definitely be moderator..

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Re: New Sasquatch Board Moderator?????
« Reply #52 on Feb 8, 2011, 1:15pm »

Laugh it up, creep. Anyone that isn't Gunther would have banned you weeks ago, and there's about to be someone that isn't Gunther.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:

I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: New Sasquatch Board Moderator?????
« Reply #53 on Feb 8, 2011, 1:40pm »

Feb 8, 2011, 1:15pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

Laugh it up, creep. Anyone that isn't Gunther would have banned you weeks ago, and there's about to be someone that isn't Gunther.

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Re: New Sasquatch Board Moderator?????
« Reply #54 on Feb 8, 2011, 1:40pm »

Feb 8, 2011, 1:15pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

Laugh it up, creep. Anyone that isn't Gunther would have banned you weeks ago, and there's about to be someone that isn't Gunther.

Take the dill out yo mouth bromontana. You won't get so much pick juice on the qwerty.. Sounded like a threat or wish to be moderator.. Most on here think your trailer park antics are lame.. Dude your almost 30.. Get some kids,wife & farm.. Then a few years later you can tell your kids about splashing people in the face with animal urine water balloons & the time you brought 20k glowsticks to bassnectar and got the party started..

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Re: New Sasquatch Board Moderator?????
« Reply #55 on Feb 8, 2011, 1:43pm »

Feb 8, 2011, 1:40pm, interstateeight wrote:

Feb 8, 2011, 1:15pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

Laugh it up, creep. Anyone that isn't Gunther would have banned you weeks ago, and there's about to be someone that isn't Gunther.

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Re: New Sasquatch Board Moderator?????
« Reply #56 on Feb 8, 2011, 1:46pm »

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

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I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: New Sasquatch Board Moderator
« Reply #57 on Feb 8, 2011, 1:57pm »

Sounds like this is going to happen. I'm hearing Peatrick and Lumpy saying they don't want it, and I8 sounds like he does. Is this correct? Anyone else (ignoring Hormed Gramma)?

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Dec 19, 2011, 5:59pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

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Re: New Sasquatch Board Moderator?????
« Reply #58 on Feb 8, 2011, 2:01pm »

Feb 8, 2011, 1:46pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

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Re: New Sasquatch Board Moderator
« Reply #59 on Feb 8, 2011, 2:03pm »

Feb 8, 2011, 1:40pm, squatchcreep wrote:

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I8. Please.

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I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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