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|  | Re: Showers « Reply #180 on May 3, 2012, 3:04pm » | |
May 3, 2012, 3:03pm, Pea wrote:It was more of a prediction. I think Nater scared the shit out of him.
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At least she get s new sheets now.
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|  | Re: Showers « Reply #181 on May 3, 2012, 3:04pm » | |
May 3, 2012, 2:57pm, davers wrote:
Do. I had a Southern Belle-type girlfriend years back who went to a finishing school where she was told only to poop when ABSOLUTELY necessary, and to flatly deny to her male companions that she ever performed the function at all because men find the idea distasteful. This girl literally tried to convince me that she only took a shit once every six months. That is fucked up.
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|  | Re: Showers « Reply #182 on May 3, 2012, 3:04pm » | |
May 3, 2012, 3:03pm, Pea wrote:It was more of a prediction. I think Nater scared the shit out of him.
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Heeeyyyoooo
I doubt he is really that delicate though. Right? RIGHT?
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|  | Re: Showers « Reply #183 on May 3, 2012, 3:05pm » | |
May 3, 2012, 3:04pm, Horned Gramma wrote: May 3, 2012, 2:57pm, davers wrote:
I'll just take your word for that. |
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Do. I had a Southern Belle-type girlfriend years back who went to a finishing school where she was told only to poop when ABSOLUTELY necessary, and to flatly deny to her male companions that she ever performed the function at all because men find the idea distasteful. This girl literally tried to convince me that she only took a shit once every six months. That is fucked up. |
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I don't picture you dating Finishing School girls. I mean this in a good way obviously.
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|  | Re: Showers « Reply #184 on May 3, 2012, 3:06pm » | |
Hmmph. I could use a hearty dose of finishing school. How much does it cost?
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|  | Re: Showers « Reply #185 on May 3, 2012, 3:07pm » | |
A SHIT LOAD!
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|  | Re: Showers « Reply #186 on May 3, 2012, 3:08pm » | |
May 3, 2012, 3:06pm, saranater wrote:| Hmmph. I could use a hearty dose of finishing school. How much does it cost? |
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Roughly 300 bowel movements per year.
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|  | Showers « Reply #187 on May 3, 2012, 3:09pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
Hoooooly shit hahahahahaha
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|  | Showers « Reply #188 on May 3, 2012, 3:10pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
Pea out. I'm laughing far too hard for how sick I feel today.
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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:| Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch. |
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|  | Re: Showers « Reply #189 on May 3, 2012, 3:10pm » | |
May 3, 2012, 3:07pm, chud wrote:
Ha! Chud's was better than mine. I guess we're in his territory, though.
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|  | Re: Showers « Reply #190 on May 3, 2012, 3:10pm » | |
May 3, 2012, 3:07pm, chud wrote:
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I'm still here
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|  | Re: Showers « Reply #191 on May 3, 2012, 3:11pm » | |
I was so stoked to get back in on some good ole fashioned turd talk.
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|  | Re: Showers « Reply #192 on May 3, 2012, 3:12pm » | |
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.
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Don't fuck up my azaleas. |
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|  | Re: Showers « Reply #193 on May 3, 2012, 3:18pm » | |
Mr Hanky!
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|  | Re: Showers « Reply #194 on May 3, 2012, 3:21pm » | |
I'm actually getting work done now. Womp's judgement is a motivating force.
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