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Re: A Field Guide To Sasquatch!
« Reply #15 on Apr 19, 2011, 5:00pm »

LOL.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:

As a general rule of thumb, do what HG says.

May 20, 2013, 9:59pm, cheblarwharpo wrote:

This thread has all the cares...

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Re: A Field Guide To Sasquatch!
« Reply #16 on Apr 19, 2011, 5:08pm »

Apr 19, 2011, 3:49pm, commenter 2 Portland Mercury wrote:

The witty reference to date rape and roofies is fucking sweet! I totally know what you mean - my bros and I date rape chicks all the time, then we get together to drink beers and high five each other later. Once I was raping this girl and she FARTED. Hahahahaha!1!! Dude, I told that shit to my bro Andy and he blew beer out his nose.

Date rape is totally the funniest shit EVER.

There is no doubt in my mind that this quote, heavily dipped in sarcasm, was written by one Friendly Destroyer

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Re: A Field Guide To Sasquatch!
« Reply #17 on Apr 19, 2011, 5:12pm »

No not me.

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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:

"Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind."

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Re: A Field Guide To Sasquatch!
« Reply #18 on Apr 19, 2011, 5:24pm »

Where is that quote from anyway?

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Re: A Field Guide To Sasquatch!
« Reply #19 on Apr 19, 2011, 5:32pm »

It is from the bottom of the article linked on the first post of this thread. They give classifications of certain "types of people who are at Sasquatch" and their one for Ben Harper fans says they have roofies in their pockets.

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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Re: A Field Guide To Sasquatch!
« Reply #20 on Apr 19, 2011, 5:34pm »

Apr 19, 2011, 5:08pm, bradberad12 wrote:

Apr 19, 2011, 3:49pm, commenter 2 Portland Mercury wrote:

There is no doubt in my mind that this quote, heavily dipped in sarcasm, was written by one Friendly Destroyer

Or another decent human being that doesn't think rape jokes are funny.

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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Re: A Field Guide To Sasquatch!
« Reply #21 on Apr 19, 2011, 5:41pm »

Apr 19, 2011, 5:34pm, StormyPinkness wrote:

Apr 19, 2011, 5:08pm, bradberad12 wrote:

There is no doubt in my mind that this quote, heavily dipped in sarcasm, was written by one Friendly Destroyer

Or another decent human being that doesn't think rape jokes are funny.

Evidently so...

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Re: A Field Guide To Sasquatch!
« Reply #22 on Apr 19, 2011, 8:23pm »

Hi, Space. Are you from the eastern Seaboard too? I went to both B-roo and [image]

last year, and I hope I can say that Sasquatch is much, much better.

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May 18, 2011, 2:43pm, Horned Gramma wrote:

LOL JK. The campground is like international waters. Meaning that's where Osama Bin Laden is buried.

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Re: A Field Guide To Sasquatch!
« Reply #23 on Apr 20, 2011, 12:19am »

Apr 19, 2011, 1:03pm, interstateeight wrote:

In the light of day, a tweaker may be hard to identify, but here are some easy-to-spot red flags to avoid:

• Does your neighbor's camp have one of those multi-colored rotating lights?

• Are there shirtless guys with tattoos walking around?

• Are they blasting Thievery Corporation?

• Is anybody wearing a jester hat?

Stay far, far away from these warning signs.

I know that pale hipsters like to bitch about bros who walk around the campground without shirts on but get the fuck over yourselves. It's obscenely hot. And someone please confirm that no one at the Portland fucking Mercury has an embarrassing tattoo or twelve.

Your avatar conveniently helps you get your point across.

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I will be legal (and stroked) by February 2017.

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Re: A Field Guide To Sasquatch!
« Reply #24 on Apr 20, 2011, 1:14am »

I agree with one point, camp next to canadians. My friend and I aren't 21 so he just traded pot for canadian beer and everyone won. Man, that comment just reinforces how ridiculous American drug and alcohol laws are.

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May 24, 2011, 2:02am, LumpSquatch wrote:

THis callz fer one of them kitten photoz.

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Re: A Field Guide To Sasquatch!
« Reply #25 on Apr 20, 2011, 2:22am »

Apr 19, 2011, 8:23pm, spirulina wrote:

Hi, Space. Are you from the eastern Seaboard too? I went to both B-roo and [image]

last year, and I hope I can say that Sasquatch is much, much better.

I've lived in several places but yes, I went to high school and lived a few times in Maine so that's where I say I'm "from".

I stopped at Bonnaroo as part of an epic cross-country road trip. I had never been to anything like it before but I was well prepared with plenty of supplies. It was amazing, amazing, amazing, but could have easily done without the stifling heat and merciless "rusty balls syndrome" I found myself suffering by Day 2.

I am excited to see the marvelous Gorge in person and can't wait to get all fucked up and friendly with you fantastic fools.

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