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Re: who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Reply #15 on Dec 13, 2010, 11:02pm »
Yeah we need to send all those damn hipsters to reservations like we did with those "one people". no offense to all you hipsters and other people out there.
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« Reply #16 on Dec 13, 2010, 11:25pm »
Along with the naggers! Those people really annoy me...
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« Reply #17 on Dec 14, 2010, 12:12am »
I'm hoping to God that word was referring to "someone who nags". This board is my sanctuary from my southern surroundings.
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Re: who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Reply #18 on Dec 14, 2010, 1:30am »
It was a South Park reference, and comment on things that are at best borderline racist.

Anyway, check this out, it's hilarious: http://fragg.me/video/south-park-wheel-forchune
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« Reply #19 on Dec 14, 2010, 1:42am »
AH! Should've known. Fucking hilarious. Creeped out my girlfriend cause I was laughing out loud with headphones on.
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« Reply #20 on Dec 14, 2010, 11:34am »
I live nextdoor to a Zoobomber. He is without any doubt the biggest fucking asshole I have ever met. We were backing out of our driveway and his dog was running around in the street and it stops to take a shit behind our car, so my wife says, "Hey man, will you call your dog so I don't hit it with my car?"

And this guy goes, "Are you threatening to kill my dog?" "No, we're just trying to leave and your dog is in the way, will you call him please?" "No. I don't do what you say."

Zoobombers. They're up there with the Crazy Flipper Fingers for Portland Douchebags of the Year.

In summary: Fuck Zoobombers, fuck CFF, fuck hipsters and fuck longboards. And fuck you. Yes, you.
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« Reply #21 on Dec 14, 2010, 4:49pm »
Fuck me? Whatever man, I don't associate with any of the above - aside from my dreams to one day ride the zoo bomb, and being a longboarder, which I will stick by any day. Just because I longboard, sure as hell doesn't make me a hipster. And don't forget that one of the rules of being a hipster is you can never admit being a hipster. So Horned Gramma, your starting to sound a lot like a closet hipster to me...
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« Reply #22 on Dec 14, 2010, 11:56pm »

Dec 14, 2010, 11:34am, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:
In summary: Fuck Zoobombers, fuck CFF, fuck hipsters and fuck longboards. And fuck you. Yes, you.


Most longboarders are they type to post "Sublime + Rome" in a Sasquatch wishlist thread, so I'll only defend the creator of this thread, since linking them with hipsters and zoobombers gets the point across loud and clear. Although I have a general idea of what you mean, I could be missing something awesome with the Crazy Flipper Finger inclusion. Please explain.
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Re: who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Reply #23 on Dec 15, 2010, 3:31am »

Dec 13, 2010, 11:02pm, Whoopsie Goldberg wrote:
Yeah we need to send all those damn hipsters to reservations like we did with the INJINS. no offense to all you hipsters and INDIANS out there


Would you mind modifying this post? You're really teaming up both racist words and racist/colonial sentiments here at the expense of a hipster joke. Not worth it. Racists aren't cool either, even the one's with zoobomb dreams.
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Re: who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Reply #24 on Dec 15, 2010, 3:39am »

Dec 13, 2010, 11:25pm, wolfhat wrote:
Along with the naggers! Those people really annoy me...


You really annoy me! White indie kids with animal hats should not be postin' this stuff. At the very least don't post pictures of just how super white and animal hatted you look at the xx set if you feel the need to express the above.
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Re: who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Reply #25 on Dec 15, 2010, 3:43am »

Dec 14, 2010, 4:49pm, Whoopsie Goldberg wrote:
And don't forget that one of the rules of being a hipster is you can never admit being a hipster. So Horned Gramma, your starting to sound a lot like a closet hipster to me...


He's really worked his pretzel logic on you here. Airtight.
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Re: who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Reply #26 on Dec 15, 2010, 3:44am »

Dec 14, 2010, 4:49pm, Whoopsie Goldberg wrote:
And don't forget that one of the rules of being a hipster is you can never admit being a hipster.


And don't forget that one of the rules of being a hipster is looking like a fucking HIPSTER! eg - see your vimeo pics.
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Re: who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Reply #27 on Dec 15, 2010, 3:47am »

Dec 14, 2010, 1:30am, wolfhat wrote:
things that are at best borderline racist.


If that's as best as it gets, it's as best as WRONG.
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Re: who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Reply #28 on Dec 15, 2010, 11:00am »
I just know a bunch of the Flipper Fingers and although some of them are really nice, a lot of them are real pricks. I should have broken down my post into individual sentences to avoid confusion.

Fuck Zoobombers, because riding around on tiny bikes, unicycles, great big tall bikes, fixed gears and little girl bikes is for posers and people whose daddies didn't love them.

Fuck CFF, because preserving the game of pinball isn't worth it if you make it so damn unpleasant for everyone else in the room to be playing.

Fuck hipsters because they wear stupid clothes, listen to shitty music and take themselves way too seriously.

Fuck longboards, because stupid.

And fuck you -- YES YOU, justindoubleyou -- for being the one who took the bait on that one.
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Re: who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Reply #29 on Dec 15, 2010, 1:55pm »

Dec 15, 2010, 3:44am, Friendly Destroyer wrote:

Dec 14, 2010, 4:49pm, Whoopsie Goldberg wrote:
And don't forget that one of the rules of being a hipster is you can never admit being a hipster.


And don't forget that one of the rules of being a hipster is looking like a fucking HIPSTER! eg - see your vimeo pics.


It may seem that way to the untrained eye.... but have you ever considered the possibility that all this hatred you've harbored towards hipsters, could mean that deep down you just wanna be one?

yep, I just pulled some dr. phil shit.

and horned gramma,... touche

and about the sublime + rome argument? I hope to god they don't come. obviously, I like sublime and all, but that shit makes me sick.
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