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who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Thread Started on Nov 8, 2010, 11:58pm »
there's gotta be someone out there right? eh?

my main board is an earthwing belly racer with paris 195's and seismic blast wave 78mm's - it goes like the dickens. I've got a couple more cruiser boards, but I pretty much live for downhill. any other speed freaks?
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« Reply #1 on Dec 11, 2010, 1:25pm »
you people suck
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« Reply #2 on Dec 11, 2010, 2:47pm »
We suck because we DON'T longboard? You're one backwards muthafuck.

WHO HERE RIDES THE BUS? I catch the 33 if I need to get downtown in a hurry, but the 19 takes the Ross Island Bridge if I have time to enjoy the scenic route. I've got a couple more routes I use, but I pretty much live for getting where I need to go on time without monopolizing the whole damn sidewalk and looking like I should have just bought a regular damn skateboard.
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« Reply #3 on Dec 11, 2010, 5:51pm »
yes you suck. riding the bus is boring.
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Re: who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Reply #4 on Dec 12, 2010, 1:35pm »
Longboarding is for choads. Choads who don't care if they are regarded as choads.
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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:
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Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:
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« Reply #5 on Dec 12, 2010, 4:00pm »
alright I'm not gonna lie, I had to look the word choad up... and all I got from the definition, is that I have a really thick dick. and I'm gonna have to agree with you there.
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Re: who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Reply #6 on Dec 12, 2010, 4:44pm »
lol oh boy...
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Re: who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Reply #7 on Dec 12, 2010, 10:06pm »
I want to ride my bicycle...
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Re: who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Reply #8 on Dec 13, 2010, 10:58am »
A 'choad', justin, is one whose penis is thicker than it is long. Longboards, much like Ford F-150s, have traditionally been very useful in identifying these individuals.
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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:
AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.


Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:
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« Reply #9 on Dec 13, 2010, 1:03pm »
i realize that, haha. that's why I was saying I only agree with the thickness part. and woah your good! I drive an F-150!!!!!

no just kidding.

im rubber your glue? uhh....
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Re: who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Reply #10 on Dec 13, 2010, 4:16pm »
I drive a 1992 Subaru legacy LE, silver in colour(well silver and orangy/red if you include the cancerous rust)...that is what we are doing here, right? Describing our mode of transportation.
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Re: who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Reply #11 on Dec 13, 2010, 4:17pm »
my girlfriend's bike like the mooching asshole i am
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Re: who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Reply #12 on Dec 13, 2010, 9:29pm »
I remember when this thread was started, and I thought I replied by saying I am a speed freak (not the drug), but I hate skateboards. I'll jump out of an airplane or bomb down a mountain on a bike before I longboard.
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Re: who here longboards? and what do you ride?
« Reply #13 on Dec 13, 2010, 10:39pm »
well thats pretty much in the same category. I love bombing bikes as well. Heey... you haven't zoobombed have you? I've never been to Portland, but that's one of my dreams. I bought a small bike off of a neighbor for like 20 bucks, and I've been turning it into a zoobomber.
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« Reply #14 on Dec 13, 2010, 10:50pm »
No, I used to think the zoo bombing would be the definition of epic, but really, I'm not a hipster. I wouldn't know how to dress for the occasion.

I am afraid of pavement, and cars. If I'm going to die on a bike, it is going to be on dirt in the mountains. Bombing down W Burnside in a kid's bike is not my idea of a good time, even though it sounds like a blast.
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